
‘Bloated’ ‘Puffy’ Keanu Reeves Fat Shamed Over Cannes Appearance
Stoner icon and perennial Dude Keanu Reeves showed up in the south of France at the Cannes Film Festival this weekend, after some significant time away from the spotlight. And while the star's unexpected reemergence may in … More »
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Dear Trekkies: It’s OK To Like J.J. Abrams’ ‘Star Trek’ Movie
05/20/2013
First, let me point out that my Fan Theory about Star Trek Into Darkness villain John Harrison's true identity, postulated back in March? EERILY PROPHETIC.Now, to … More »

Robert Kardashian’s Widow Sues For Right To Sell Her Dead Husband’s Diary
05/20/2013
Sometimes it feels like the Kardashians are a 21st Century problem, but if the term "White Bronco" means anything to you, you'll recall that the Kardashian name has been … More »

‘Tan Mom’ Music Video Is The Fourth Horseman Of The Apocalypse
05/20/2013
Following in the footsteps of sad, overreaching D-list celebs such as Octomom and all of the Real Housewives, Patricia Krentcil aka "Tan Mom" - who was charged with child … More »

LeAnn Rimes And Brandi Glanville Continue Public Feud
05/17/2013
Brandi Glanville is no saint, but she has been dealt a fairly difficult hand with this LeAnn Rimes character. Oh, and that lying, cheating, dirtbag ex-husband of hers, … More »

‘Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker’ Wanted For Murder; Heroes Aren’t Perfect
05/17/2013
"Homefree" citizen of the world, ad hoc philosopher, and internet celebrity Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker is wanted for murder. Joseph Galfy, Jr., an attorney from … More »










