Lena Dunham Angry About Adult Film ‘Girls’ Parody
Lena Dunham is upset that her hit HBO show Girls is being given a makeover of the sexy sexy naked time variety. Girls has now reached the point where it is so well-known that it is deemed worthy of Adult Film parody, which is … More »
Recent
Frances Bean Cobain To Kendall Jenner: 1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare A Twitter War
It was two days ago that Kendall Jenner was experiencing something difficult in her life. Was it a hangnail? A decision about college and career? A troubling situation … More »
Jerry Lewis: Women Aren’t Funny, But They Do Have Other Really Nice Qualities
Yesterday at the Cannes Film Festival Jerry Lewis (yes, he's still alive) restated something he's been saying for years: that women aren't funny. Oh, but he's qualifying … More »
Physics, Schmysics. I’m Not Getting On A F$%*ing Airplane [Essay]
I am not the adventurous type. I live in the same town I was born in, I married a guy I dated in high school, and we bought our house from my parents, who had bought it … More »
Jon Bon Jovi Smacks Down Justin Bieber And Richie Sambora
Jon Bon Jovi must have a bee in his bonnet.*Quickly adds 'bee in his bonnet' to list titled Things I Never Thought I Would Type*The other day Bon Jovi went off on … More »
Joe Francis Is Sorry That He Said His Jurors Are “Retarded” And “Should Be Shot”
Let's talk about the word "douchebag".As societies develop, so too do their languages. The version of English that Geoffrey Chaucer used to write The Canterbury Tales … More »
