Joe Francis Is Sorry That He Said His Jurors Are “Retarded” And “Should Be Shot”
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Amanda Bynes Needs A Hero (And Also To Not Talk To Strangers)
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Dear America, Please Stop Naming Your Babies Jacob And Sophia
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Meet Laura Fernee – The British Woman Who Says She’s “Too Pretty To Work”
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Surprise! Brad Pitt Was Unhappy During A Marriage That Ended In Divorce
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