NewsFlash: It would appear that, even more than eating children, Mike Tyson wants to beat the crap out of women:
At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.
When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, “I’m very serious.”
And OF COURSE he’s serious! People, this is a man who once told reporters that he wished they had children so that he could “kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles.” He’s been in and out of court so many times for abusing and battering women that when he says — in a very backward attempt to denounce a woman who accused him of rape — “Now I really do want to rape her and her fucking mama”, people don’t even bat an eye anymore. Why? BECAUSE DUDE IS APESHIT CRAZY.
Hey, I’ve got an idea: If Tyson wants to fight women, why don’t we throw ‘New York’ from Flavor Of Love into the ring with him and see what happens, hmm? Because really, in terms of pure viciousness and insanity, that’s an almost perfect match in my estimation. Hell, I’d even chip in for some PPV action to catch that bout.
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*Referencing yet another quote from Tyson: “I’m on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y’all.”
