More Cowbell for the Kiddies

So Noah loves the kiddie shows where the characters talk directly to him. Fuck you, fourth wall! We’re breaking through! Pwn3d!
He’s especially fond of shows where the characters are non-animated, actual human grown-ups. And if those actual human grown-ups are, ahem, kind of stupid? Like they need his input as to whether that ringing sound is coming from the telephone or their shoe? And they make funny faces and dance like chickens or something? Oh man, that’s toddler TV heaven.
So I guess that makes these guys:

The toddler equivalent to:

Mmm. Kieferish.
What? Oh, right. So The Upside Down Show just debuted on Noggin, and I have to say, I kind of dig it. Shane and David, aka The Umbilical Brothers, are not The Wiggles, thank effing God, but they are all high energy and shouty and goofy and they need a preschooler’s help to figure out how to fingerpaint, thus meeting and exceeding Noah’s highly scientific Television Adult Durrrr Quotient.
According to Noggin, the show also does a whole heapload of educational-type things, which is all fine and good, but please. I choose programs for Noah based solely on my own highly scientific Does It Make Me Want To Stab Myself In The Eyeballs Quotient.
So seriously, the first episode was all about a missing cowbell. And there is nothing eyeball-stabby about a good cowbell joke.

(This is will never stop being funny to me. NEVAH.)