Things That Piss Aaron Sorkin Off


AS TOLD THROUGH STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP THUS FAR

1) Televison

2) The Internet

3) Blogs

4) Bloggers

5) Bloggers who write blogs about television on the Internet in their fucking pyjamas with their fucking cats and fucking Jenny Craig meals because fat people don’t have valid opinions

6) Self-published books on the Internet

7) Matt Drudge

8) Christians, except for the ones that like, make bread or something

9) Reality television

10) Mark Burnett

11) FOX

12) Business casual

This list will be updated weekly so you’ll never have to wonder if you are currently pissing Aaron Sorkin off, although chances are pretty good that yes, you are currently pissing Aaron Sorkin off and he’s totally gonna make one of his characters bitch about you next week, you and your blog and your stupid ass face.



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