You Are The Jury

290752420 4afcc96096 m You Are The Jury Kirstie Alley on Oprah in a bikini.

Yes, you read that sentence correctly.

Listen, I want to be supportive of other, ehh, big boned ladies like myself being all proud of their bodies and shit, but heyzeus christmas people, I feel like the image of that woman’s monster-sized thighs may be appearing in my nightmares for a long, long time to come.

Kirstie and I are very much alike, physically. And there’s a reason I don’t wear a bikini (or any other sort of bathing suit in public, EVER, if I can help it).

What say you?*
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*NOTE: This post is not in any way, shape or form intended at a platform for fat-bashing. My opinon — that someone of MY OWN SIZE should perhaps not wear a bikini on national television — is just that, an opinion, and my intention, which I thought was clear in both the post’s title and final question, was to invite other perspectives.


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