Fergie, PWNED

I’ve never been a big fan of Alanis Morrissette. She always just kinda bugged me. And honestly, I thought “You Oughta Know” and, well, the whole Jagged Little Pill album was one of the biggest musical turds of the 90s. I think maybe my Angry Bitch card is in the process of getting revoked as I type this. Anyway, as much as I don’t really care for Alanis, I wholeheartedly despise Fergie and, for that matter, the Black-Eyed Peas for recruiting her. You may talk all that Gwen-Stefani-Lite crap now, but I watched Kids Incorporated, okay, Fergie? You will never be as fly as Martika and you know it! What’s more, Alanis Morrissette took your musical travesty, “My Humps,” and turned it into something TOTALLY EFFING AWESOME.