So, I’m cheating people. I’m giving you all a metric ton of links to follow today, and giving you pictures Friday. And not because I’m lazy (for once), but because I’m heading out of town tomorrow, and don’t want to get caught with my gossip pants down on Friday. So here is all the news (after the jump) that’s fit to be read today, but that slipped through the cracks thanks to babies (Tyras, Britney’s) and death (Brad Renfro).
- Breaking our hearts today is Matthew McConaughey, who has gone and knocked up his girlfriend! (Celebrity Weasel)
- John Mayer got all defensive for ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson on his blog, and I can’t decide if I should be proud of him or horrified for him. (People)
- Jessica Alba showed off her growing baby bump, but still covered up her face. (D Listed)
- Heidi Montag continues to live her life via tabloids, this time talking about what it would take for her to marry Spencer. I’m betting endosement deals. (Just Jared)
- Gwyneth Paltrow was hospitalized yesterday, and now people are saying it might be due to a miscarriage. (Hollywood Grind)
- Apparently Britney is so not crazy that she shops naked. Wow. (Cele|bitchy)
- Lindsay’s been spotted sporting a black wig. Because that will make her look more like a serious actress??? (Flynet Online)
