Holy crap. Did you know that Chris Evert (formerly Everett-Lloyd) and Greg Norman (golfer and wine man) got married this weekend?
Neither did I. In fact, I didn’t even know they were dating.
Then again, I also thought her name was Chris Everett until five minutes ago, so what the hell do I know?
The couple tied the knot on Paradise Island in the Bahamas. According to People Magazine 140 guests were in attendance including Corey Hart.
Corey Hart? The guy who wears his sunglasses at night? Somebody is going to have to explain the relationship there to me someday.
Back to the happy couple – I guess it is fortunate that they are too old to breed. Can you even imagine the pressure on their children to win something?
Dude. Your mother won the French Open seven times. How many clay court events have you won? If she says to eat your peas you eat your damn peas.