In an interview with Self magazine Mariska Hargitay recently referred to herself as “full figured.”
In some cases self-deprecation is decidedly NOT charming. In this case, I find it insulting.
What are you sporting there Mariska? A size 6? Geez. It must be tough to be so heavy.
Look, I am pleased that you are famous and lusted after while at the same time not anorexic. That is lovely. But seriously, you can stop insulting people who are actually full figured any time now.
Because honestly, Mariska. You are not fat. Richard Belzer is just really thin.

















