If you don't, that's too bad. Don't look at it as wasting three minutes of your life, look at it like you're investing, yes INVESTING three minutes of you life into learning how to properly massage a cat.
What follows is some anachronistic video where this woman substitutes her cat for a date.
My extensive research, which included three months in the Venezuelan jungle, has shown me that this may not be fake. Like, there MAY actually be a woman who dresses like this, touches cats like this, and edits video this comically just … existing out there in the populace. (PSST. Her name is Kathy Griffin.)
Hit the jump for the Whisker Watch Alert! Whisker Watch Alert!
Wow! You jumped! That's COMMITMENT.
The cat is called Champ.
While watching this video I kept thinking "She needs a taller vase for those sunflowers. Oh, and also CRAZY."
I seriously have no idea what happens at the 1:45 – 2:05 mark because I was too busy dying.
I don't think cats are supposed to be used like that. I've only ever owned dogs so maybe I'm not the best person to ask.