When I first saw the latest picture of Rick Springfield I thought the story which accompanied it was some predictable write-up about how Madam Tussaud's was unveiling another new wax figure. Perhaps they even poured a mold for the legendary Jesse's girl, too.
But oh, wait. My bad. It was ACTUALLY Rick Springfield.
And then I saw the spider on his shirt and wondered if one of the poisonous spiders from "Arachnophobia" had bitten him. Because, HONEY.
Remember Rick before he played with knives or needles near his face, just remember, and then take the jump.
DA DA DUUUUUUM:
He looks like wax. I don't know what happened. I love a man who can grow old gracefully; in fact, I've always kinda liked the distinguished older men (which is probably why I married a man nearly 10 years my senior) but holy Moses.
I'm really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here (bad lighting? Bad … hair day?) but both his man-scaping and Google images aren't helping:
Do you see what I mean? Did someone hit him in the lip? Does he have chew in his mouth? I'm so confused. The peaks on his top lip are totally gone.
Here he looks OK:
It is OK to show age, Rick! (You know, in the event that you're reading this post, if I may flatter myself so.)
In fact, it's much more attractive. Jesse's girl would approve.
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