When I first saw the latest picture of Rick Springfield I thought the story which accompanied it was some predictable write-up about how Madam Tussaud's was unveiling another new wax figure. Perhaps they even poured a mold for the legendary Jesse's girl, too.
DA DA DUUUUUUM:
Do you see what I mean? Did someone hit him in the lip? Does he have chew in his mouth? I'm so confused. The peaks on his top lip are totally gone.