It's the dream of every men's magazine editorial staff: a showdown between two bombshell clones.
Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox are vying for the title role in the remake of the 1968 flick "Barbarella." I tried watching this movie once only to realize halfway through that it was not, in fact, a B-52s video.
Word around the campfire is that Jolie is "worried" and "petrified" that the 11-years-younger Fox is encroaching on her professional territory.
Jolie knows that in order to win roles she has to look "youthful," otherwise she's relegated to the older-aunt-n-granny stack.
They both pout, they both have the "oh look at me, I'm a rebel" thing they try to do; this battle is going to come down to one simple thing: crazy. The craziest woman is going to win this role.
The craziest thing Fox has done is engage herself to Brian Austin Green, the dude who played the younger is-a-nerd-but-doesn't-know-it dude on the old 90210.
Jolie was MARRIED to Billy Bob Thornton. If a bingo wing could sprout legs and walk I'd put money on it looking like Thornton. He also kinda reminds me of my grandpa who always coughed up phlegm in a bucket while smoking cigars. Oh, and Jolie also wore his blood in a vial around her neck. That's better'n'a diamond from the Walmarts, baby!
Really, if the producers are keen on capturing the original aesthetic of the film, they'll hire the crappier actress. Jolie has an Oscar. Still, I think that if Fox tries to take on Jolie, Jolie will skin her and wear her scalp like a Davey Jones' coonskin cap at the next Golden Globes.
*Bonus: interesting compendium of before-and-after shots which make a good case for Fox having some surgical help to achieve her Jolie-esque look.
