Quick Pic: No Sparklecorns Were Harmed In The Making Of These Shoes


6a00d8341c5d9653ef0120a5cb365c970b Quick Pic: No Sparklecorns Were Harmed In The Making Of These Shoes

We think. Those look suspiciously like Drag Sparklecorn hooves, which, yes, would mean that all manner of Fantasy Animal Cruelty laws were violated, but then again, how can anyone really be sure about these things? The Sparklecorn community isn't talking – perhaps out of fear of retribution from the fashion elites, perhaps, but still – and I'm just not up for investigating further. Also, my meds are wearing off.

(From Alexander McQueen's creepy-assed fall collection. More mind-screwingly fugly shoes can be seen here. If you dare.)



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