Two of TV's all-time sexiest hunks square off, in what could prove to be a Mantastic Battle Royale. Will Dr. McDreamy write Steve Austin his final prescription? Or will the Fall Guy make this Lover Boy, do his own stunts? It's time to find out. So, hold on to your hot pants. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE…
Here's the Tale of the Tape:
Patrick Dempsey – Born: Patrick Galen Dempsey
D.O.B. - January 13th, 1966
Height – 5'10"
Chest Hair – Soft and Silky
TV and Film Roles – On Golden Pond, Lover boy and Grey's Anatomy
Romance and Personal Life - Rocky Parker and Jillian Fink
Special Skills and Talents – Once tied for 2nd place in a National Juggling competition.
Greatest Accomplishment - Almost did it with Kirstie Alley in Lover boy.
HunkOmeter - 6.7
Lee Majors - Born: Harvey Lee Yeary
D.O.B. – Technically, he was sent from heaven, as a gift from GOD, on April 23rd, 1939.
Height – 6'1"
Chest Hair – Woolly and Dangerous
TV and Film Roles – Six Million Dollar Man and The Fall Guy
Romance and Personal Life - Kathy Robinson, Farrah Fawsett, Karen Velez, Faith Noelle and countless other starlets not listed on public record.
Special Skills and Talents – It was rumored that the producers of The Six Million Dollar Man, actually developed the "Slow Motion" effect because Majors was too fast for the camera.
Greatest Accomplishment - Fought a Sasquatch and won.
HunkOmeter - Off the fucking charts Bee-aatch!
In a nutshell, Majors was a bad-ass son of a bitch, that ate guys like Dempsey for breakfast. Back in the 70's, men were measured by two things: Thickness of chest hair and the color of their Cowboy Hats. Dempsey is a fine actor but he's got an inadequate amount of torso carpet. That alone, would have gotten him blacklisted in Hollywood, back in the day. On TV, Dempsey plays a sensitive Doctor nicknamed McDreamy and he toys with the hearts of all the women on the show. Majors portrayed a friggin Astronaut that was turned into a Robot. He fought a God Damn Sasquatch!
I'm afraid that this bare knuckle brawl was anything but a fair fight.
The winner by Technical Knockout…
Snarlin' Steve Austin – Lee Majors
Sorry Patrick. Second prize… A fist full of chest hair, 70's style.
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Jason never thought he'd have daughters and now he will always be Out-Numbered.
