Here at MamaPop, there's one magical thing that wouldn't be worth writing here if we didn't have it:
Yes, you the reader, and better yet, you the commenter (who yes, are much better than being just a reader seeing as you participate), sometimes make our days with the hilarious things you come out with. It's like Kids Say the Darndest Things only you aren't kids and sometimes you say bad words. And that? Makes us berry berry grateful that you take the time to say what's on your mind, whether or not you're a big douche about it we agree with you.
So I went back into the archives of 2009 and found the some of the best comments left here at MamaPop. Please to enjoy.
Comment: I majored in Deaf Studies, and though these pics are precious, I just
want you all to know that Angelina is (most likely, unknowingly)
signing "vagina" in that pic where Brad has Maddox on his lap. ;~)
(Yes, it's also the same handshape countless Mommy 'n' Me teachers use
when signing "diamond" in "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." Mommy 'n' Me
teachers, all over the San Fernando Valley, do not like my knowledge of
ASL, because they are forced by their consciences to stop doing that
song; or forced to ignore their consciences, and basically sign "vagina
in the sky.") ~DianaCLT
Comment: I LOVE
THIS SONG, i dont care what some jealous brinty beyonce-stans think..
this fanboyism thing is pathetic.. she does a sexy video and
re-highlights all her hair blonde and fanboyist around become
threatened. ~ Joei
October – After news of Polanski drugging and raping a 13 year old hits & a commenter believes Snarky Amber should be arrested.
Comment: You know, it takes a willage. To ignore the waw and wynch a wapist. ~ Her Bad Mother (you have to read the whole thread to get it.)
September – Michael Jackson dies.
choosing to remember the MJ of the 80's when he was still a shade of
brown, had a nose, curly hair & wasn't accused of anything (or convicted
or whatever)…that's when he was really cool, in his prime and that's
how he's always remained in my mind. ~iambellaluna (who leaves a lot of really funny comments)
pictured them looking more Old Worldy than Eurotrash. Oh well. And I
agree about Dakota Fanning. I can only see her as a characature (sic) of the
Amy Poehler SNL characature (sic) of her now. ~ That Danielle
July – I love anyone who also wants to beat the piss out of Jon Gosselin as much as I do:
Comment: Words cannot express how much I want to beat the living breath out of
this asshole!!I want this to be over and feel sorry for the kids as
they will one day see daddy running around with his new
girlfriend(coughcoughwhore) in the future.Kate is a screeching banshee
but at least she is showing a small amount of class by laying low. ~ IndyCityGirl
June – Miley Cyrus' lil sister + friend are whoring it up at NINE YEARS OLD. Y'all are horrified:
Comment: Can you
be Amish and still have television? Because after seeing those two (one
of them is drinking Red Bull in one of the extra photos) I am thinking
that Amish is sounding really good right now. ~Another Suburban Mom
Comment: I see you
and Claire Huxtable mapping out a new America together, where your
white prebuscent alter ego fathers an imaginary continent with a
made-up black woman. One day your children will breach the gap that
divides the figurative from the literal, and they will pour out into
our streets, dancing and singing and wearing argyle sweaters of
fearsome beauty. ~ Palinode
Comment: Spencer Pratt's flesh colored pube beard gives me a migraine. ~ Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy
When did they slutify the Barbie head? ~ Brandi
Comment: Isn't this the same whorebag who
lived with Hugh Hefner and two other women and wanted to have Hugh's
baby? The very thought of the two of them doing the nasty must have
meant some hefty magic for Criss Angel to ever want her dirty vag. ~Karen Sugarpants (and omg I read the comment and laughed before I realized it was me. Heh. It was nearly a year ago!)
January – Caption This: John Mayer Looking Like Shit:
Comment: Winner: "My Body is a Wasteland." ~Father Muskrat
These may not have been the biggest stories, aside from Jacko dying, but thanks to you, dear readers, for making MamaPop an exciting place to hang out. Thank you for being there in times of celebrity douchery, times of celebrity turmoil, and times of celebrity celebration. We love when you share your thoughts with us. Yes, even you, the one who LOVES BRINTY SPEARS OMGWTFBBQ!!!11!
Cheers to a Sparkletastic 2010!