Who do I speak to about this? I have a Strongly Worded Letter I need to send. Spencer Pratt is now the owner of "King Spencer Music".
Yeah, remember how Spencer fancies himself and his wife American royalty? He's really going with that one, apparently.
Apparently for a $23 filing fee, any old schmoe can file a fictitious business name statement. And, if you're Spencer Pratt, that means you can create your own record label where you can further your wife's Autotuned brain torture and further stroke your own unmitigated ego.
(click to embiggen in a new window)
According to their business plan, their marketing scheme will involve following everyone on Twitter, and then sending @replies with links that seem to be important news items, but ultimately turn out to be YouTube links to Heidi's self-produced music videos. It will become a phenomenon known as PrattRolling. Actually, I made this part up. I hope.
. . . . .
Snarky Amber is wicked stoked that she will be huffing nitrous all day after news like this.
About Palinode
