Did you hear that Keith Richards stopped drinking? Yeah, well, you heard wrong.
Really, when Rolling Stone asked him about it he said “Listen, the rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated,” he says. “And we’ll leave it at that.”
If I were going to make a life list I would absolutely include “have a drink with Keith Richards” on there.
Good God, what am I looking at?
Please say bad photoshop.
I have no idea where that came from. The internet has everything.
Anyway, no, Keith is not sober and so no apocalypse is forthcoming. You can relax and continue sinning for now.
As you were.
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Goon Squad Sarah would also put learning how to dance a tango on her life list.