Two celebrities enter, one celebrity leaves! This edition of Celebrity Fashion Cage Match is actually a competition to determine which celebrity is the bigger fashion disaster.
Here are Busy Phillips and Björk, each sporting a questionable filigreed frock:
My thoughts? Björk pretty much gets to wear whatever she wants, because she's Björk, dammit. Furthermore, Busy's awful shoes, clutch, and hair push her shapeless shift over the line from mildly offensive to "Who dressed you and where can we find them in order to administer the beatings they so clearly need?" So congratulations, Busy, I think you're the winner of today's cage match. Your prize? A STYLIST. NO, SERIOUSLY, LOOK INTO IT.
But that's just my opinion. Who do you think is the bigger disaster?


