Breaking: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are Engaged

After having a baby, getting engaged, breaking up, him posing for Playgirl and badmouthing her entire family, these two crazy kids have managed to work it out.  Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are now engaged.  I guess the best we can say is congratulations and good luck.

(I give it a year.  If they make it to the alter.)

And they sold the exclusive rights to the story to Us Weekly.  Because of course they did.

“We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol said.  (I wonder if she will add this to her speaker tour.)  Right about the time Levi started issuing public apologies to the Palin family.  “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.”  Hey, I’m no Palin fan, but yeah.  This guy has come across like nothing but a total ass.

“I really thought we were over,” Levi said.  “So when I went, I had no hope. I think we both just started talking — and then we took Tripp for a walk.”  Says Bristol, “When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: ‘I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again’ … I was in shock.”

Says Bristol, “It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board.”

I’m thinking not if she found out about her daughters engagement in Us Weekly.  Maybe you should have told her first?

Anyway, so um where do people from Wasilla, Alaska register?  Do they have Target there?

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