Britney’s Weave Looks Worse Than Ever

07/21/2010 by

…And I realize that’s REALLY saying something, but it’s true.

From the front, we’re doing okay. Tousled-casual, bonus points for the bra and stain-free clothes! Years of practice allow me to completely overlook her choice of footwear!

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BUT THEN!

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This girl simply cannot care for extensions, so why does she keep getting them? Over and over and over again? I mean, I realize Britney is a bazillionaire and all, but you know these are multiple-thousand-dollar weaves she keeps getting only to promptly destroy. Plus, I’d think Brit would get bored of all those hours in a hairdresser’s chair and tired of getting her scalp yanked on.

My guess is that Britney’s natural hair is just thoroughly destroyed or non-existent at this point, and it’s either this or full-time wigs.

If that’s the case, I still have questions. MIRRORS. HAIRBRUSHES. HATS. OTHER PEOPLE to look at the back of her head and suggest she put that ponytail elastic back in.

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  • http://baltimoregal.blogspot.com/ baltimoregal

    AH MAH GAH i never imagined it could be that bad.

  • http://www.designhermomma.com DesignHER Momma

    suddenly my bad hair day doesn’t feel so bad after all.

  • http://corrinrenee.com corrin

    Holy shit. Is something LIVING in there?

  • http://www.poobou.com/ cindy w

    Oh dear. She was doing so well for just a minute there. Yowza.

  • Linsey

    Stop.It. That is crazy! I’m a hairdresser and am guessing that every time the hairdresser that does her hair sees a picture of her she prays that Britney will NEVER tell where she gets her hair did.

  • http://fawnlikeadeer.blogspot.com Fawn Amber

    the hell???

    • http://nannersp.com Nanette

      This post made me laugh out loud.

      This comment made me laugh out loud AGAIN.

      • http://fawnlikeadeer.blogspot.com Fawn Amber

        :)

  • Mamapajama

    OMFG, it’s about time someone wrote about this! It may seem trivial, but I a swear you pulled you post right outta my head! That girl cannot care for her extensions, she always looks like her hair is unwashed and greasy. She’d be better off chopping it all off and start witha pixie cut and grow it from there. Ahmagah, gross!

  • http://muirnait.blogspot.com Heather

    So very odd.

  • http://mrspriss.com Mrs. Priss

    THE HORROR. She just needs to let her natural hair rest!! I had extensions in for 3 weeks and it tore my hair up SO badly, so I’m sure you’re right about it being a wreck under there. eep. shudder. tears.

  • Delora

    She’s a pretty girl. She could totally pull off the cropped hair look if her real hair really is too damaged to grow out. ANYTHING has to be better than this!

  • http://mytornadoalley.com Jen O.

    Didn’t she shave her head like a million years ago? Has it not grown back to a respectable length yet? Surely, she’d be better off with her natural hair because honey, this look ain’t flattering AT ALL.

    • AmyC65

      This is what I was thinking – what Jen O. said. Didn’t she shave it ages ago? Why doesn’t she have at least moderately lengthed hair by now?

      • http://www.amalah.com amalah

        Probably because she started glueing and braiding extensions into her hair the instant it started to grow back. Even the best extensions can weaken up your hair and scalp, and with the horrible way she treats them (and the constant bleaching/dyeing she does) my money is definitely on 1) bald/thinning patches and 2) royally fucked-up natural hair.

  • G.G.R

    She looks like a barbie doll. Or any other kind of doll that has hair coming out in chunks from the head piece. I felt a bit sick looking at that actually.

  • Rhonda

    Now the memory of her shaving her head doesn’t seem quite so crazy after all. Shaving would be an improvement.

  • Jae

    Weave, shmeave. I like her purse!

  • http://www.agentmermaid.blogspot.com katie l

    I’m with G.G.R!

  • http://swistle.blogspot.com/ Swistle

    This is the kind of photo that makes me happy I’m interested in celebrities.

  • Rachel

    oh BRITNEY!

  • Suzy Q

    Oh, jeezuslord. I need to un-see that.

  • Emily

    And OMG, then she rolled down her boots to reveal white tube socks. Britney…NO. Just…no. I hope she’s not paying a stylist.

  • Gigi

    A wig!! Somebody get her a wig! Or maybe she could shave her head and wear hats all the time…