Dear Brad Pitt: Thank You For Shaving

07/21/2010 by

This post is not sponsored by Gillette, but it should be, because there is no better advertisement for razors than this before and after:

Hey Brad!

I saw you at the Salt premiere the other day. Damn! You look good, dude. I heard you shaved off that beard for a role, but do you want to know a secret? You should not wear that beard ever again, even if you’re between gigs. Ever, ever, ever. I say this because I don’t think you quite grasp the importance of hygiene when growing facial hair. I mean, there were wild animals were living in this thing:

brad pitt beard Dear Brad Pitt: Thank You For Shaving

Even when you moved to the goatee, we had issues. I’m pretty sure I can see a family of squirrels in there:

Brad Pitt goatee Dear Brad Pitt: Thank You For Shaving

This?

brad and angelina salt premiere e1279723460533 Dear Brad Pitt: Thank You For Shaving

A much better look for you. Now I remember why people think you’re so hot!

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Snarky Amber pursued a degree in interdisciplinary studies in order to obtain a well-rounded perspective, which she now uses to make fun of people who make more money in a week than she stands to make in a lifetime.


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  • JenGid

    Dude is seriously channeling the 70′s there, but it works on him somehow.

  • http://muirnait.blogspot.com Heather

    HALLELUJAH! :P I kind of really, really hate him with a beard. (Well, hate how he looks. Otherwise that’d be just a tad extreme.)

  • http://trtlpwr.blogspot.com Heidi

    holy hotness, batman!

  • Bean

    Is it me, or does he look like young Robert Redford in that last pic?

  • http://majorbedhead.wordpress.com Major Bedhead

    He’s always looked like a young Robert Redford. Did you see A River Runs Thru It? Scary, the resemblance.

    He looks SO much better without the beard. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go drool a bit more.

  • DianaCLT

    I think I’d do either of them, in that last pic. And I’ve never had an “experimental” thought in my head. LOL

  • http://bluecottonmemory.wordpress.com bluecottonmemory

    Perfectly said! Some men look awesome with those close-shaved beards – but he is definitely not one of them!

  • http://fawnlikeadeer.blogspot.com Fawn Amber

    Damn, but that man is delicious.

    Also? Angelina’s thighs are smaller than my forearms. AND I AM NOT A BIG WOMAN. Eat. A. Sammich.

  • Julie

    Am I the only one who thinks Angie looks a little plastic in that pic? As in Madame Tussauds.