Justin Bieber Rides Segway, Flees Fans, End Times Ever Nearer

Another pack of teenaged girls came running for Justin Bieber in Glendale, Arizona, this weekend, but this time he was prepared: dude took off on a Segway.

No, he was not running away from Katy Perry, but you try and find a photo of Justin Bieber in which he is not throwing a gang sign. It isn’t easy.

Anyway, yes, a Segway, that scourge of the city streets and motorized companion to tourists and the occasional officer of the law, was Master Bieber’s escape vehicle. And not to sound like a Bieber apologist or anything, because I’m so not, but his pursuers are a terrifying group in sight and sound.

(Please to note that this video is courtesy of YouTube user Bielieber, because the “ieber-ing” fun never ends.)

Don’t they call themselves Bieberians, after all? These are the people who lashed out at Kim Kardashian after reports that she cozied up to Justin.

This is serious Bieber business.

Now of course Segways can only go around five miles an hour tops, which I’m pretty sure these Bieber fever-fueled ladies can handle, but it appears that he escaped unscathed. This time.

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Laurie is trying to understand.