Kings of Leon Felled By Pigeon Poop

The Kings of Leon clearly believe that the show must go on — until a pigeon poops on you a lot, that is.

The band walked off the stage three songs into a big show in St. Louis Saturday night, forcing refunds for tickets to fans angry that the band didn’t just tough it out.

Apparently Verizon Amphitheater has a problem with pigeon infestation. Two opening acts — The Postelle and The Stills, anyone?  – survived repeated bird crap attacks during their sets

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KOL just could not hang with their pigeonly fans.

Bassist Jared Followill — a self-described “germophobe” — freaked out when he was was hit several times during the first two songs in his face and arms, according to the band’s publicist. Jared Followill is also apparently a bit of a drama king, who told his mom when she called to check on him after the cancellation that “I was attacked, Mom, but not by humans.”

Hey, those birds were not only disgusting, it was a toxic health hazard, their management said.

“The last thing I was going to do was look up … but if that was only a couple, we must have caught them right after a big Thanksgiving dinner,” Jared said, perhaps through tears.

Okay, so maybe I’m being too harsh. I am not a fan of pigeons and wouldn’t like it at all if a gaggle (gaggle? flock?) relieved  themselves on me, but no one ever said that rock and roll was easy.

I leave you with one question: what would Ozzy do?

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Thought so, Kings of Leon.

. . . . .

Laurie does not so much care for birds.


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  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Dude, KOL suck. They just bitched out because it was hot.

    • http://www.lauriewrites.com Laurie

      That was my assumption — I mean, if you were the only one getting hit, couldn’t you just move? Those stages are huge. Are they standing in one place? Are they not rocking out at all.

      Rhetorical.

  • http://the-holmes.blogspot.com Holmes

    Oh boo-fucking-hoo.

    • http://www.lauriewrites.com Laurie

      “I was attacked, Mom, but not by humans.”

      I can’t stop giggling at that part.

  • JenGid

    Haven’t these people ever heard of firecrackers attached to an arrow? It’s called innovation. Cancel the whole show? Wussies.

  • Rhonda

    I suppose putting a tarp over them would have been far too technical to figure out.

  • http://www.JeannetteEatsSpaghetti.com Jeannette

    As a pet lover and former Vet Tech, I’ve been pooped on by more creatures than I can possibly remember….all sorts of birds, sugar gliders, dogs, cats, mice and the list goes on.

    Wipe that shit off and go on about your business.

  • http://trtlpwr.blogspot.com Heidi

    Are those two pictures of the same people?

    I can figure out that the shortest guy in both shots must be the same guy. And the long-haired glasses-wearing dude. But those other two? In the middle?

    On the top shot there’s a fat one and a vaguely Leo DiCaprio-looking one. Where are those guys in the bottom picture? There’s no way that the middle two guys in the bottom are the same guys, right?

  • Christina

    Um, Cyndi Lauper got bird poop in the mouth & finished the song she was singing. These guys are wimps.

  • http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com Sarah

    Haven’t these d bags ever heard of hats?

  • Sarah

    I’m in St. Louis and the worst part was that the people at the show were not even given a real reason for the cancellation. After the band left the stage, people were told the concert was cancelled due to “safety concerns”. What EVER! We all thought they just couldn’t take the heat.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Update. Some person who claimed to be working backstage said that KOL were just really, really drunk and couldn’t play. Even took IVs before the show and everything. Of course, KOL’s people deny.