Oh dear oh dear oh dear. It appears that while Playgirl centerfold Levi Johnston and Spawn of Sarah/potential First Daughter Bristol Palin were on a relationship break, Levi just might have knocked up another minor. Can we get a bell on that guy?
Word is trickling out of middle-of-nowhere Wasilla, Alaska, that Levi Johnston’s ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia is pregnant, allegedly with the spawn of serial inseminator Levi Johnston. Levi and Bristol are parents (and role models!) to 18-month-old son, Tripp. Of course, no one can yet confirm that Levi is the father of the unborn precious angel, since his girlfriend was allegedly with three different men in the same week of conception. This once again proves that there is nothing to do in Alaska except fish, hunt, and play Mountie.
Will this put a damper on Bristol and Levi’s engagement or on their reality show dreams? Or will the additional drama just make the dynamic duo even more that perfect blend of appealing and appalling that makes reality television magic?
Either way it is clear that Levi does not know how to put a condom on his banana, so maybe grandma Sarah Palin will start reconsidering her stance on cutting funding from sex education.
