Lindsay Lohan’s Not-So-Subtle Message to the Court *UPDATED*

07/07/2010 by

I have to admit: I probably enjoyed looking at the various Convicted & Crying Lindsay Lohan photos a little too much. Like when I first saw that picture of Paris Hilton boo-hooing in the back of the cop car on her way back to jail. She just looked so shocked! And stunned! Like she really expected the court to give her a 500th second chance after carjacking and DUIs and possession and probation violations and SCRAM failings and…oh my God, I’m going to miss my deadline if I keep typing all this shit out.

Anyway. Schadenfreude at its finest. Then…maybe a little shame, for feeling such glee over the sight of a crying young woman being held up for punishment beyond what she receives from the court of law. Who are we as a society and starlets and fame and Britney Spears in a glitter bikini at the VMAs etc.

Then the universe snaps back and rights itself again, like a giant rubber band. Eagle-eyed gossip blog WWTDD found this little detail among the many high-res courtroom shots:

lindsay lohan f u fingernail 778x10241 Lindsay Lohan’s Not So Subtle Message to the Court *UPDATED*

SERIOUSLY. SHE DID.

This entitled little bratty ass crackhead showed up at court with “Fuck U” on her MIDDLE FINGERNAIL.

I…just. Man, Lindsay. Maaaaan.

In other post-conviction updates: Lindsay must surrender to jail in two weeks; her request to have her SCRAM anklet removed during that time (!!!!!!!!!!) was denied. She has a legal prescription for the powerful opiate Dilaudid after her recent “dental surgery,” along with Adderall and Ambien. Nice. I take Flintstones vitamins sometimes. Dina Lohan says “this is so not far to my child blah blah blah how will I score free celebrity ice cream nowwwwwwww blah blah idiotspeak.”

Update, via Lindsay’s Twitter:

Picture 1421 Lindsay Lohan’s Not So Subtle Message to the Court *UPDATED*

Uh-huh. Sure.

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  • http://swistle.blogspot.com/ Swistle

    I would like to say for the record that when I had ACTUAL dental surgery (four impacted wisdom teeth removed), I didn’t even get TYLENOL 3. It was “take Tylenol and rinse with warm salt water.”

  • http://Www.amalah.com Amalah

    Swistle: I know, right? And those times I had actual human babies cut out of me they gave me some ibuprofen.

  • http://twitter.com/clearlydemented ClearlyDemented

    I refuse to click on the WWTDD link, because I want to believe it stands for What Would Taylor Dayne Do?

    • hera;dome

      I wanted to believe it was Tony Danza

  • http://www.debontherocks.com Deb Rox

    I think her f-U nail could inspire the best new Valentines Day conversation heart pop rocks ever. I wonder if she’ll commit to jail knuckle tats saying the same? Maybe in a nice Old English script?

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  • http://www.penguinbot.com Laurel

    I was on dilaudid for about a month while I had pancreatitis and they only gave it to me after morphine stopped having any sort of effect on the pain. It left giant gaps in my memory. That shit is potent. I can’t imagine what sort of “dental surgery” would require you to take dilaudid for the pain, unless she had her fucking jaw removed.

  • Anonymous

    you know, reading the comments the judge made yesterday my first thought was “Thank God somebody is being harsh on this girl” because dude, that judge was pissed. Kudos to her for not giving in to the celebrity treatment. I hope Lindsay serves a good portion of her sentence. She needs it.

    Also, all I got was Tylenol when my wisdom teeth were removed too. And percocet was the strongest I got after my c-section, and that only for a few days.

    Wasn’t her “dental surgery” like a month ago now?

  • http://nomoremuffintop.net Karen Sugarpants

    That is so awesome that the judge threw the book at her. Oh Lolo, how you make me LOL.

  • Jess

    What the?! I love how it’s only on her middle finger. “So, which finger should I put this on?” “How about all of them?” “Nah, I think the middle finger will be just fine.” “Excellent.” “Indeed.”

  • http://rockle.blogspot.com rockle

    word art (and, you know, lindsay lohan) notwithstanding, that manicure is totally cute! it looks like wonka runts freckled eggs, which i love and hoard and have a secret hidden stash of.

  • Suzy Q

    I want to smack her parents, all wailing about how unfair this is and how the justice system failed their precious daughter. YOU failed her, Mrs. and Mrs. Lohan! YOU. She failed herself, as well. She’s at an age where she should know better but somehow she never gets a clue (see: Fuck U manicure in court). I doubt she’ll serve all 90 days but it would certainly do her a world of good. Maybe.

    Or maybe not, if she gets to take her Dilaudid with her. I’ve had Dilaudid, but only after major open-body surgery and only for a day. Is her dentist related to Michael Jackson’s doc?

  • G.G.R

    I watced the sentencing live on tmz.com (i’m only a bit ashamed) and I had a few thoughts: 1, Her face is so stiff. Botox already?! And don’t get me started on her lips. 2, When she ‘begged for mercy’ and cried for the judge to understaaand boohooo… how fake were those tears when put against her “oh no, im going to jail. No fair!” tears?! I loved her outraged “What!!!” when the judge gave her the first 30 day sentence… and then the anger on her face when they kept on a-coming.

    I know, I know. It is so wrong for me to sit hundreds of miles away, in my livingroom with my computer on my lap and judging this girl who obviously is going through terrible things (and has a shitty family)… but OMG, did she deserve it. She needs to have responsibility shoved down her throat, because she just won’t take it on her own.

    In all honesty though, I feel really bad for her. Growing up in the public eye can’t be easy, and with parents like hers… ugh. No wonder she is messing up – nobody taught her how to live in the first place.

    A haiku for Lilo-

    Dear Lilo – listen.
    You had crappy upbringing
    But, you’re an adult.

  • http://muirnait.blogspot.com Heather

    I am so glad she has to go to jail. I really hope she can get her act together.

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  • JellyBean

    Too bad they didn’t detain her that day, the manicure would have really gotten her into trouble in jail :)

  • http://www.bunnycates.com Bunny

    You know… Im not a big believer in whoopin’ your kids. But seriously… somebody should’ve busted her a$$ a long time ago. I totally blame her fame seeking parents for how she turned out, and am so happy she is going to jail. I HOPE this is a wakeup call for her. Man, I wish the judge would have noticed her nail…s on court day. THAT would have been awesome. What a brat. and to think how many “kids” look up to her. bah.

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