If you don’t know the name Sophia Vergara, you probably know her face, her guttural accent, and her .. assets.
Vergara, who plays new trophy wife Gloria on ABC’s acclaimed hit Modern Family, is not really new to the screen. She’s had bit parts in Four Brothers, a few Tyler Perry pieces, and TONS of Telemundo. And apparently, her life is as colorful as her (itty-bitty) wardrobe.
At the Emmy awards last Sunday, Vergara was noticeably single at the awards. It was well-known that she had been dating Nicholas Loeb, best known for his recent plans to become governor of Florida, but he was nowhere to be found.
Typical Sophia: while tossing her hands vividly as she spoke, she relayed that “he drove off a cliff in Bel Air last week and broke his pelvis.”
Oh. Well. My.
Also well-known was Sophia’s promise to run naked down Sunset Boulevard if Modern Family won the Emmy for Best Comedy.
Well. WEEELLLLLL.
Hm. Looks like someone needs to lace up her Sketcher Shape-Ups!
HUGE CONGRATULATIONS TO MODERN FAMILY! I WAS ROOTING FOR Y’ALL!
