My Top Best (And Worst) Joss Whedon Episodes

It’s no secret that I’m a ridiculous Whedon geek. I own pretty much everything he’s produced on DVD, I still remember the first episode of Buffy I ever watched (“Restless,” the season four finale, in a deserted hotel in northern Manitoba), and I’ll even defend Dollhouse to the skeptics. Now that he’s officially directing the Avengers movie, it’s a good time to look back at the best and worst of what’s happened under his direction.

The Best

Roseanne, “Brain-Dead Poets Society” (1990). For all the supernatural and science-fictiony elements of Whedon’s shows, his chief preoccupation is family (see the Buffy episode “Family,” for example). It’s no surprise that he developed his writing skills in the second season of Roseanne. This episode, in which Darlene reads her poetry at a school assembly and emotionally gut-punches her mother, juggles notions of discipline, love and the relationship between mother and daughter.

buffy sarah michelle gellar e1280860186787 My Top Best (And Worst) Joss Whedon EpisodesBuffy the Vampire Slayer, “Hush,” “Restless,” “The Body,” “Once More With Feeling” (1999-2001). Buffy ran for seven seasons, with plenty of highs and lows, but these four Whedon-written episodes are probably the stand-outs. “Hush” pulls off the remarkable trick of having no spoken dialogue for two-thirds of the running time. “Restless” is a dream sequence episode that actually feels like a dream. “Once More With Feeling” is a nihilist supernatural musical. But the most memorable is probably “The Body,” in which Buffy deals with the sudden death of her mother.

angel david boreanaz e1280860233699 My Top Best (And Worst) Joss Whedon EpisodesAngel, “Reunion” and “Reprise” (2000). Over its five seasons, Angel was a difficult and uneven show that seemed constantly engaged in a creative logrolling contest. Its surest and steadiest arc spanned a block of episodes in season two, when Angel abandons his companions and descends into an existential nightmare. “Reunion” marks the point at which we realize that the character has stepped off a moral cliff, while “Reprise” lays out the basic philosophical foundation of the show and defines the enemy against which Angel fights (hint: it’s an utterly quixotic battle against human nature).

Angel, “Smile Time” and “Not Fade Away” (2003). Welcome to Angel’s last and strangest season, in which the underdog heroes go from fighting the LA branch of pan-dimensional evil law firm Wolfram & Hart to suddenly running the LA branch of etcetera etcetera. The change, along with the drastically reduced budget, gave the series some much-needed focus and creativity. By far the most inventive and whimsical episode of the season, “Smile Time” featured a demonic children’s show with evil puppets. Angel himself is turned into a puppet, complete with removable felt nose and emotional issues. And “Not Fade Away” is simply one of the best series finales I’ve ever seen.

Firefly, “Out of Gas”. For a show that lasted only fourteen episodes, Firefly hit its stride quickly and produced some great television. “Out of Gas” is a remarkably well-executed episode that cuts between three different timelines as a fatally injured Captain Mal Reynolds attempts to repair his dying spaceship. The episode flashes back to the introduction of the various crew members and ends with a touching image of Mal catching sight of Serenity for the first time. Like Whedon’s previous shows, Firefly was about home and family, and “Out Of Gas” might be the strongest statement of the theme.

Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. When the Writers Guild of America went on strike in 2007 and and stuck a sword through network television, Whedon and his family created an internet-only musical about a wannabe supervillain in love. The production values were extremely high for a web series, but it demonstrated the viability of the internet for filmed entertainment.

dollhouse e1280860293376 My Top Best (And Worst) Joss Whedon EpisodesDollhouse, “Echo” and “Epitaph One”. It’s probably not a ringing endorsement of a series when my top picks are an unaired pilot and an unaired season finale. “Echo” was a quiet, reflective and downright strange bit of television, and it’s not hard to see why the network asked for something different. You can feel Whedon figuring out the justification for the show as he moves from scene to scene, and the experience is unsettling and a bit mesmerizing. “Epitaph One,” which only appeared on DVD, was filmed on the cheap and barely featured the series regulars. It was a coda to the show and probably the closest thing to genuine science fiction that Whedon has ever done.

The Worst

Buffy, “Beer Bad” and “Lies My Parents Told Me”. Buffy was a wonderful show, but it had its share of terrible episodes. “Beer Bad,” in which a cursed microbrew turns Buffy into a snorting, grunting cavewoman, was straight-up stupid. But at least the episode wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. “Lies My Parents Told Me,” on the other hand, looks almost identical to a good Buffy episode, which makes its crappiness even harder to take. “Lies” is the final attempt to bestow human psychology on the character of Spike. It is entirely unnecessary and so bluntly Freudian that it provokes a sort of numbness in the viewer.

Angel, “She,” “Soulless,” “The Girl In Question”. Angel had its low points as well. “She,” a ham-fisted attempt at addressing the issue of genital mutilation, belongs in the bin of rejected Star Trek ideas. Plus it stars Bai Ling. “Soulless” is probably the lowest point of the entire series, a protracted set of scenes of Angel in evil mode, smirking in a cage and insulting the other characters (and the audience). The series was clearly in chaos at this point. As for “The Girl In Question,” in which Spike and Angel quibble over who truly deserves to be with Buffy, just skip it.

firefly e1280860552339 My Top Best (And Worst) Joss Whedon EpisodesFirefly, “Heart of Gold”. Apparently crew members referred to this episode as “Heart of Poo” and “Shower of Gold”. Whedon’s shows fare worst when they cross the event horizon of genre entertainment and plunge too deeply into the conventions they’re playing with. “Heart of Gold” attempts to defibrillate the Western frontier tropes of the frontier tyrant and the hooker with a heart of gold, but it should have just let them die.

Dollhouse, “Stage Fright”. It’s a safe bet that Whedon will never participate again in anything as skin-crawlingly bad as this. “Stage Fright,” in which Echo goes undercover as a bodyguard for a pop singer with a death wish, felt like an unholy three-way between Quantum Leap, Rent and Valley of the Dolls. It was a realization of the show’s worst possibilities.

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  • http://the-holmes.blogspot.com The Holmes

    He wrote for Roseanne? That makes me so incredibly happy.

    “Hush” is a creepy bit of TV, my skin crawled when I saw the title and remembered it. And the musical one could have, should have gone terribly wrong but worked somehow.

    “Stage Fright” was fucking painful. I almost gave up on that show right there.

  • http://anniegirl1138.wordpress.com annie

    Joss Whedon is probably the only writer I would pick to have one of those fictional dinner parties with. He rocks so much that it’s possible to over look his clunkers.

  • http://tm2ts.sarahsmidnightfantasy.com Sarah

    That episode of Roseanne makes me bawl, even to this day! I love it!!

  • http://themadamequeen.blogspot.com Leandra

    The thing about Joss Whedon is that he made you care so much about the relationships between the side characters too: Cordelia and Xander, Willow and Oz, Fred and Wesley. There were many, many times that I cared more about what was going on with them than I did about Buffy/Angel/Spike.

  • http://www.backpackingdad.com Backpacking Dad

    I don’t blame Whedon for some of these, since he didn’t write or direct them. Soulless, for example, is all Sean Astin’s fault. The fucking hobbit did it.

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      You’re right, Whedon didn’t write or direct some of these, but he has his hand in every script. Buffy in particular is full of scenes written or rewritten by Whedon. So I end up praising him for “Out Of Gas,” which is a Minear-written episode, and “Smile Time,” which was written by Ben Edlund.

      • http://www.backpackingdad.com Backpacking Dad

        The other writers say, often, that they’ll get credited for writing some great episode or line and it turns out Joss was the one who came up with the good stuff. I’ve never heard anyone blame him for the bad stuff though :}

        Really what I’m saying here is JOSS CAN DO NO WRONG.

        Except for waiting until the second-to-last episode of Angel to let him have sex without expecting to lose his soul. Imagine five seasons of Angel as a single crime-fighting stud in LA. It would be like Entourage and Batman had a baby and that baby fucked everyone.

        • Cooley

          “Imagine five seasons of Angel as a single crime-fighting stud in LA. It would be like Entourage and Batman had a baby and that baby fucked everyone.”

          Dammit. I want this on a poster, or maybe a desktop calendar. HILARIOUS. And true!

  • Siobhan

    I would add Becoming parts 1 & 2 to the list. I still find it heartbreaking to watch Buffy kill her true love and the leave behind her only family and friends.

    Smile Time is close to my favorite hour if televison ever. I love it so much I actually own a life sized version of Puppet Angel.

    And Joss was also a writer on the first Tou Story. The guy’s a freaking genius.

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      The end of season two is pretty heartbreaking, and it should by rights be on my list.

  • Snarky Amber

    For me, tue worst Buffy episode is “Smashed,” the pinnacle of the magic addiction arc. Amy fiending for sage and the “Go Ask Alice” type trip sequences make me cringe every time.

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      Agh! How could I forget the trilogy of Buffy horror – Smashed, Wrecked & Gone? Followed by Doublemeat Palace? Willow’s magic addiction arc is pretty much the worst thing in the show’s run. It makes me think that the show was influenced by the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy, which initiated a huge effort to inject anti-drug messages into television. Salon has a great article on the topic from 2000: http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2000/01/13/drugs

    • Cooley

      That was a weaker point in the series, but the Buffy/Spike fan in me loves the end of “Smashed”…

      • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

        Yes, that was pretty good. We’ve all had sex that felt as if it brought the building crashing down around us, but trust Whedon & crew to literalize that particular metaphor for us.

        • Cooley

          True, they did love to actualize metaphor. Still, I read that scene as Buffy’s world falling in around her as she made this awful decision. I loved Spike and Buffy as a couple–they were hilarious in “Older and Far Away,” for example, and great in season 7 as friends in arms–but so wrong for each other in season 6.

  • Siobhan

    Joss was a writer on Toy Story was what I was trying to say. Stupid phone.

  • http://www.didactic-pirate.blogspot.com Didactic Pirate

    Love it. I could geek out over Whedon Work for hours. I agree with your choices for both lists, but I’d want to reserve a spot on one of them for the Buffy episode “Conversations with Dead People” from the final season. I just don’t know which list to put it on. One the one hand (Best), it was a wonderfully creepy and foreboding episode, featuring a background song that Whedon himself wrote. But on the other hand (Worst), a crucial bit of miscasting kept it from having the emotional impact it could’ve delivered. (If you’re a Buffy Geek you know what I mean — because they were unable to bring back the actress who played Tara as a crucial guest player in the episode, they had to go another way which softened the dramatic punch.)

    Can’t believe I just wrote all this as a comment. I’m ready for my Geek Badge, please.

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      The casting choice didn’t just soften the dramatic punch – it waterlogged it so badly that the drama just leaked away. And it didn’t help that the character they chose came from “Help,” which should have made my list on the worst of the bunch.

      I bought the season seven DVDs for the sake of completion, but I dread most of the episodes. The series felt tired and directionless at that point. I remember one scene in which the character of Robin is driving and repeatedly glancing at Spike in the rear view mirror. Spike even comments on it. Somehow no one remembered that Spike is a vampire and not visible in mirrors. It felt like everyone had just given up and decided to go home.

      • Cooley

        There are parts of season 7 I like, but I effing hated the Potentials. Most of them were so insufferable that it’s hard to watch episodes with them, and Buffy’s endless “inspirational speeches” made me tired (I loved that Andrew made fun of them in “Storyteller”). The only good thing to come out of that plot line was the introduction of Felicia Day to public consciousness. :)

        • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

          The Potentials blew. Except for Kennedy! See what I did there?

          Hold on, those were all underage girls. Never mind what I just said.

          • Cooley

            Ugh I MUST disagree here. Kennedy was the worst character ever. I preferred Dawn, Connor, and even Jasmine to Kennedy. Ugh.

      • http://www.backpackingdad.com Backpacking Dad

        I don’t remember Spike commenting on the mirror thing. And that scene can charitably be viewed as an explanation for why Robin is so unsurprised when Spike transforms later. He knows vampires, and the mirror thing had him suspecting, so his suspicions are confirmed. Else I’d have expected him to react much more dramatically when Spike’s face vamps up.

        But I’m willing to extend a lot of charity. As long as there is a possible interpretation that keeps the writers and actors from just being stupid I’ll go with it. This one even makes them all very subtle, which is not uncharacteristic of the series or Whedon’s other projects, though it is a little much to ask for Season 7.

        • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

          Spike doesn’t quite say, “Cockles and mussels, mate, you’re staring daggers at me in the mirror,” but he notes Robin’s aggressive glances – and I don’t think there’s any question that Robin is looking at him. Here’s the thing: you could well be right, but I don’t want to go back and watch the episode to verify it. One day I’m going to sit down and uncork the entire season in one long, sour draught. I may even enjoy it more this time around.

          • Cooley

            This is my feeling on season 4. Someday I’ll get over my distaste for Riley and rewatch that whole season. For now, I’ll just rewatch “Hush,” “Something Blue,” “The Yoko Factor,” and “Restless” and then pretend the rest doesn’t really exist…

  • Cooley

    I’m not sure I could actually narrow down my favorite “Buffy” episodes down to 4, so good job there. I just finished a mini-marathon of my favorite episodes, and it took days. I’d add “Graduation” and “Prophecy Girl” for good measure, though.

    I have to say, though, that I would not put “Lies My Parents Told Me” at the bottom of a “Buffy” list. I really liked that, and while Spike’s “humanization” was polarizing among audiences, I personally liked it. It wasn’t nearly as awesome as his flashback in “Fool For Love” (indeed, it sort of contradicted it), but it made his big finale in “Chosen” a lot more emotional, in my opinion. “Beer Bad” was, indeed, awful, but I’d say “Where the Wild Things” are is easily the other worst-episode-ever from “Buffy” (with “Buffy vs. Dracula” as 3rd runner up). An hour of her having sex with Mr. Cardboard? No thanks.

    I have seen all of “Angel,” but I didn’t get really hooked until mid-season-2. I think Spike was a great addition at the end, and I agree that “Smile Time” and “Not Fade Away” are fantastic. The show really pushed my patience with the whole Jasmine thing in season 4, so I was glad season 5 was more of a return to form.

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      You’ve isolated my main beef with “Lies”: namely, that “Fool for Love” did the same job, did it earlier, and did it much better. Most of season seven does this – revisits earlier themes and trashes them.

      And yes, “Where The Wild Things Are” was not a great episode. The only thing that saved it was Anthony Stewart Head singing “Behind Blue Eyes” in a coffee shop. The older I get, the more I appreciate Giles’ character.

      • Cooley

        That’s a fair complaint, to be sure. Still, I give “Lies” a point for the following reasons.

        1) Dru came back.
        2) Wood gets the tar knocked out of him. I always found it satisfying to watch Spike rail on someone, and this was no exception.

        I don’t dislike season 7 as much as some people do (if I rank the seasons, it’s likely something close to 3-6-5-2-1-7-4, with some variations), but I just don’t like the actual character of Buffy in that season. She’s very selfish and self-important, and it irked me. I discovered the series last summer and blitzed through in days, and I was almost certain that season 6 was my favorite at the time, but after recently rewatching several episodes, I think I like Buffy best any time before “The Gift.” The tone really shifted after season 5, and I’m not sure it was entirely for the better. It began to be darker like “Angel” versus the balance of light-and-dark of the best seasons of “Buffy.”

        Still, season 7 gets props for the addition of Caleb and the reintroduction of Andrew, and I love “Beneath You,” “Him,” and “Storyteller.”

      • http://www.didactic-pirate.blogspot.com Didactic Pirate

        Palinode — Heh. Yea, interesting how the older we get, the more we relate to Giles and Joyce than the kids. *Sigh.

  • http://majorbedhead.wordpress.com Major Bedhead

    Your four favourite Buffy episodes make the top of mine as well. I don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of all things Whedon, having come rather late to the party but I’m perfectly happy to hop on the bandwagon. I still say Hush is one of the scariest pieces of film I’ve ever seen.

    I’m still pissed off that they canceled Dollhouse. That show was really starting to hit its stride and I loved the headfuck that was Boyd Langton.

  • http://piecesofamber.wordpress.com Snarky Amber

    Reading this list again and recalling previous conversations on the Buffyverse with The Palinode make me want to skip BlogHer sessions to sit in a corner with you and talk Whedon for hours.

  • norm

    Good call on “Heart of Gold” – MAL BANGED A WOMAN AND IT WASN’T INARA – that’s just wrong. WROOOOOOOOONG. ;)