Top 10 Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children’s Cartoons. [Think of the Chirrens!]

I loved cartoons as a kid, but I will readily admit that (a) I never caught any sexual innuendos and (b) if I did, I would have enjoyed Saturday mornings even more if I knew I was in on the joke.  I had no idea cartoons could be so raunchy.  MEE-YOW!  Behold, the Top 10 of cartoon’s sexual references, bunny cocks, animation erections, Penis Castles, magic carpet rides and SEXSEXSEX, all of which you may never have noticed because you trusted in children’s animation.

PS: If I never see another cartoon genital it will be too soon.  I will have you know that this entire list committed a great deal of hate crimes on my eyes.  I NEED A SHOWER.  Also, a cartoon drawing of a cigarette.

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1.  Aladdin

Aladdin calls on Jasmine to come on a magic carpet ride (no pun intended?) and, under his breath, says “teenagers take off your clothes.”  Disney claims that the script calls for Aladdin to say, “C’mon…good kitty.  Take off and go,” whilst the closed captioning has him saying, “Good kitty.  Take off.”  It’s hard to determine, but listen*takeoffyourclothes* for yourself*takeoffyourclothes*.

2.  The Flintstones

The Flintstones has a pretty obvious dick joke in an episode where Fred and Barney are going to look for a Halloween costume.  When Fred asks Barney what he wants to be, Barney responds that he wanted something that makes him look tall.  Fred replies, “How ’bout another head?” and chortles.  ”Another one,” Barney responds, “What do I need three of them for?”  Heh heh.

3.  The Little Mermaid

Ah, weddings.  You remember the wedding in The Little Mermaid, dontcha?  Does your memory include the priest’s raging boner at the altar?  That’s a money shot for the wedding photographer, for sure.

4.  The Little Mermaid (again!)

Turns out The Little Mermaid was one hell of a raunchy sex tape!  Erections at weddings, a Penis Castle…what’s next, a man boning a fish?  (See also: Splash)

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