MamaPop Video Roundtable: Like Yeah Edition


miley cyrus1 e1284402435947 MamaPop Video Roundtable: Like Yeah EditionA recent survey identified the chief interests of MamaPop contributors as: #1. pop culture; #2. guffawing at teenybopper junk (because we are aging and it frightens us); and #3. sitting around in front of our computers like the active citizens we are. This week’s video roundtable combines everything that we know and do best.  Behold: Miley Cyrus’ Party In The USA, reinterpreted by MamaPop. With commentary by Anthony Hopkins.

Party in the MamaPop from palinode on Vimeo.

If you have a hankering, you can watch the original video from Cyrus, which boasts slightly higher production values and a whole lot more confusingly slutty moments from a singer presumably tailored to the teen market. Do teens dry hump microphone stands and swing around in metal contraptions designed to resemble playground equipment repurposed for strip clubs? I just don’t know what the kids are into these days.

What interests me about Party In The USA is that, as a music-video product, it’s so calculated to reposition Cyrus as a pop star breaking out of her mold as a countrified tween. Call it meta-music. The song’s narrative places her as a newcomer from Nashville in unfashionable clothing, but the pervasive presence of pop music (in Nashville as it is in Los Angeles, amen) erases regional difference and opens a tunnel into a private ecstasy, where footwear concerns vanish and everyone can participate in the wireless web of 21st century culture.

I mean, just listen to the lyrics (which I cruelly forced MamaPop to read out loud). The only characters wandering this curiously narrow landscape of fame and clubs are The Singer, a “taxi man,” a DJ and “everyone”. The Singer is a Cyrus analogue, a nervous youngster with “a dream and a cardigan”. It can’t possibly be the genuine Cyrus she’s singing about, or the line would read “a dream and a meal ticket as a manufactured tween idol whose hideously pitchy voice is in perpetual repair by an Autotune 5000″. The “everyone” is restricted to people who “seem so famous,” wear stilettos and possibly entertain malicious thoughts about the boot-wearing singer. As for the the DJ and “the taxi man,” they are purely instrumental, angels of heavenly pop whose mission is to bring Jay-Z and “the Britney song” to nervous girls everywhere.

In contrast to the LA amusement park world of the song, the video for Party In The USA is the epitome of the “Nashville party” – an open-air hootenanny with pick-up trucks and parking lot dust and American flags a-flying. I think we’re being set up to have Cyrus both ways: as a teenybopper pop entertainer and a country warbler at the same time. Eventually the two personae will draw together and become completely indistinguishable, which is pretty much the message of the song: individual reverie masking a machined, pitch-controlled sameness.

The ubiquity of pop music – its ability to leap through the air and materialize in the back seat of a taxi or the balconies of a club – is the subject of the song, but the ubiquity of Cyrus herself is the subtext. In essence, the story of the song is homiletic; Cyrus wants you to respond to Party In The USA in the same way that the singer responds to the Britney song. MILEY CYRUS IS ATTEMPTING TO CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN’S MINDS. But you probably knew that already. Like yeah.

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Every other week the writers of MamaPop get together to answer various questions about pop culture, parenting or whatever occurs to them. Do you have a question that you think deserves a video roundtable response? Let us know in the comments, or email palinode@mamapop.com directly.

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The Palinode, aka Aidan Morgan, is a freelance writer and communications fellow. Slowly but surely, he amasses a towering pile of text behind him as he goes.



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  • http://draftdaysuit.com Sarah

    This song has been in my head for TWO WEEKS.

    I got it out yesterday with medication and Liz Phair.

    Not it is back.

    *seethes*

  • http://fawnlikeadeer.blogspot.com Fawn Amber

    I may or not have been seen in traffic with my hands up, nodding my head like yeah. Movin’ my hips like yeah.

  • http://gonwiththejen.blogspot.com JenGid

    You just broke my brain. Imagine if you explained algebra to me.

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      Imagine if Miley Cyrus explained algebra to you.

      • http://rubdirt.blogspot.com/ AmandaJo

        The world would spin off its axis like yeah.

  • http://craftastrophe.net Karen Sugarpants

    Youse guys are FLADORABLE. *smooch*

  • Shana

    that was awesome.

  • http:www.Sweetney.com sweetney

    Thanks, Aidan, I now have that song on my iPod gym mix. WILL THE TORMENT NEVER END?

  • mhershey

    great, back in my brain, on repeat, thanks.
    We use this song in my house when the girlfriend is visiting the boy child. A few bars of “put your hands up…” on repeat is sure to kill the lovey joy.

  • http://byflutter.com flutter

    I could not be more glad that I totally pussed out on this one…you guys are rad

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  • WendyB

    Loved it!

  • http://thefertileinfertile.blogspot.com/ Kristin

    Your video freaking rocks…far better and definitely funnier thatn the Miley Cyrus one.

  • http://heyyall.typepad.com Jen L.

    That was flipping amazing. You folks know how to party!

  • http://www.raisingcolorado.com Zakary

    I just peed.

    LOVES it.

  • norm

    Once again, tears of hilarity are leaking from my eyeballs. Or maybe they’re tears of abject despair. Another triumph, Palinode and crew!

  • Kirsten

    OM Heck…. that was FANTABULOUS LOL

  • Harper

    Hands down the best roundtable yet!!

  • Liana

    YAY! I loved this Roundtable! Esp. Amy’s fantabulous dance moves- but everyone rocked :)

  • http://draftdaysuit.com Sarah

    Again, like yeah.

  • http://butterbeanandcobra.blogspot.com/ beta dad

    Your analysis is compelling, but ultimately a bit too “neat.” I’m afraid you have vastly oversimplified this complex exploration of the intersecting dichotomies of tween/woman, virgin/whore, and Nashville/Hollywood. I have no complaints about the dancing, however.

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      You may not realize that the dancing in the video is a coded subversion of the binary oppositions that underpin the dominant patriarchal ideology. Do you know how exhausting the choreography is for such an undertaking? Or that I edited out the bit where Amalah almost fell over?

  • DianaCLT

    SO perfect! I want to be at the Mamapop party…apparently taking place in Amalah’s backyard! I have an even greater love for you all, than I did 5 minutes ago!

  • http://mytornadoalley.com Jen O.

    I’m glad you didn’t include my butterflies flying away. With my man-hands, they sort of looked like shadow puppets of Mothra.

  • http://thekilowatthour.blogspot.com kilowatthour

    This is my favorite video ever created in the history of video, like yeah.

  • http://issascrazyworld.com Issa

    I’ve watched this about five times this morning. It cracks me up.

  • http://www.miss-britt.com Miss Britt

    This video may quite possibly be the best thing to happen to the Internet ever.

  • http://sliceoflemon.com Sabrina

    Adorable and fun. The scream at the end didn’t go over too well with the little speakers on my laptop (or my eardrums) but I enjoyed the vid. nonetheless. P.S. Someone needs to get this to Miley’s team ASAP.

  • http://silverthinks.blogspot.com Silver

    All I can offer up is a *squee!* here. You know I love these. Garden party dance moves and palinode’s cameos in addition to faves from yesterday and today…? rockin’ (despite Miley’s attempts to dumb it down)

  • http://www.richmondhillspa.ca Chau Castenada

    Eyebrow threading is really a great technique for removing the hair around your eyebrows. It is much more accurate and I find the shape it gives my eyebrows is amazing!

  • http://www.outnumberedonline.com Out-Numbered

    Not to be creepy but Kelly’s boobs looked pretty awesome at the end. Did I just say that out loud? Bad me.

  • http://majorbedhead.net Major Bedhead

    Oh good god, I die.

    and now I have this stupid song stuck in my head again, for the eleventy-billionth time.

  • http://table4five.net Elizabeth

    Best roundtable video ever! I especially liked the inclusion of Hannibal Lecter, cut with shots of Miley making that Derp* face.

    *http://derp.cheezburger.com/

    • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

      I had to watch a lot of Miley Cyrus to find the right clips for the Lecter sequence. Her face is almost constantly in motion in her videos. There’s no quiet, no reflection, no moments in Cyrus territory. Just motion and speed. It’s like Italian Futurism taken over by a troupe of mallrats.