Owen Wilson Pees on a Golf Course. Wait, What?

09/15/2010 11:30 am by

You know, I’ve been doing this celebrity gossip thing for a pretty long time now. I have a pretty strong stomach for it and it actually takes quite a bit to shock me. In fact, after coming across the following photo of Owen Wilson openly taking a piss out on a golf course, I had to stare at it for a few minutes while I sorted out how I felt about it.

Conclusion: Ewwwwwww, man.

owen wilson peeing on golf course Owen Wilson Pees on a Golf Course. Wait, What?

Listen, I know we’ve all been there. We all need to urinate and sometimes you really gotta go and sometimes you’re really far away from a bathroom and I understand that men in general do have a bit of an advantage when it comes the Fuck It, I’m Just Gonna Go Right Here thing. I should probably be judging whoever took this photo. I should be judging myself for this very entry!

But fuck it, I’m not. Because I’m not the one who got caught PISSING ON A GOLF COURSE. So there.

PS: I also met Owen Wilson once and he was strange and small and weirdly shiny and kind of a jerk. So…double there.

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  • http://trtlpwr.blogspot.com Heidi

    Please tell me you found that photo with the little black box already in place. Because if you had to arrange that little black box? EW.

    And whoever DID put the little black box on there likes Mr. Wilson about as much as you do (which is to say, not too much). Is it just me, or does it look like someone went out of their way to make that box as tiny as possible?

    Also: Can we add Tom Cruise to the list of celebs who are “strange and small and weirdly shiny”?

    • http://www.amalah.com amalah

      HA. Yes, thankfully the good folks at E! already had the wee black box (RIMSHOT!) in place when I found the picture.

      I also noted that they were rather…stingy with the pixels.

  • http://www.mommymelee.com Maria

    Haha with the GLOVE ON.

    Guys pee on golf courses ALL THE TIME though. It’s pretty much all they do. I kind of wonder what’s worse, peeing on the golf course or taking a picture of some poor guy peeing on a golf course.

  • http://www.poobou.com/ cindy w

    My dad and his golf buddies all pee on the golf course. But that’s because they’re all in their 70s and have prostate issues. And (allegedly) they go off into the woods to pee, they don’t just whip it out right there in full view of everybody. Yeesh.

  • Rachel

    It’s hilarious that people still call him Butterscotch Stallion. What a joke.

  • Molly

    Evidently, my own husband doesn’t even need to be really far away from a bathroom to justify peeing…well, not in a bathroom. He goes right in our own yard! Literally right in front of the house! We live in the country, and he claims this is the right of rural folks everywhere. Whatever – I think it’s dumb. However, as far as I know, there is no photographic evidence of this stupid habit…

  • Jill

    I grew up with 4 brothers. Always pissed me off (ha,ha) that I was the only one that had to stop playing and run in the house. Seriously, if I COULD do that, I WOULD do that.

  • AmandaJo

    He might be far from the clubhouse, but he’s practically pissing on the tire of his golf cart… which could probably TAKE him to the club house. So. I’m just sayin.

  • Cooley

    He already pissed his career away with “Marmaduke,” so I guess this was just the next step. I know some men who take a whiz on the golf course, too, but as a previous commenter noted, they usually go to the woods/get out of open fields to do so.

  • http://table4five.net Elizabeth

    See, now where Mr. Wilson went wrong is he forgot to bring his UroClub to the golf course that day.

    http://craziestgadgets.com/2008/06/06/golf-club-you-can-pee-into/

  • AmyC65

    My husband won the award at his 20th reunion for peeing the most on the course that afternoon and I was mortified. That was a long time and alot of peeing ago. I found a dead grass spot on the side of our house last Spring and wondered what had killed the grass? That was where HE peed when he took the dog out late at night. Cuz the 13 steps to the toilet was just too long to wait. Guys? Are gross.