You know, I’ve been doing this celebrity gossip thing for a pretty long time now. I have a pretty strong stomach for it and it actually takes quite a bit to shock me. In fact, after coming across the following photo of Owen Wilson openly taking a piss out on a golf course, I had to stare at it for a few minutes while I sorted out how I felt about it.
Conclusion: Ewwwwwww, man.
Listen, I know we’ve all been there. We all need to urinate and sometimes you really gotta go and sometimes you’re really far away from a bathroom and I understand that men in general do have a bit of an advantage when it comes the Fuck It, I’m Just Gonna Go Right Here thing. I should probably be judging whoever took this photo. I should be judging myself for this very entry!
But fuck it, I’m not. Because I’m not the one who got caught PISSING ON A GOLF COURSE. So there.
PS: I also met Owen Wilson once and he was strange and small and weirdly shiny and kind of a jerk. So…double there.