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Real Housewives of New Jersey Live Thread: Reunion Part 2!

09/06/2010 By

Civilizations fall for all kinds of reasons. Tonight, ours will collapse once and for all – forever – as a result of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 Reunion: Part 2. Join us at 9pm ET (8pm CT) for the live thread and share the magic… the wonder… the bling, the boobs, and the bizarre behavior that will bring this horrifying chapter of our nation’s history to a close — and bring the long nightmare of your intrepid MamaPop recappers to an end. See you then!

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TwoBusy was raised by wolves. He now lives outside of Boston. And yes, he is a natural blue.

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  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    First!

    Oh, wait. Sorry. Forgot where I was.

  • Vanessa

    I’m ashamed to admit I wish this episode would last hours. Looking forward to seeing Kim G.

    • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

      Yes! The Cryptkeeper of Franklin Lakes lives!

  • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

    Is it on yet? Do we get candy? What’s this show? You people are all so handsome.

    • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

      Pardon me — are you the sexy man I saw at the humor panel?

      • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

        That might have been me. I saw another sexy man there, but apparently I was looking into a mirror.

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Here! With no booze, which seems wrong on about 18,000 different levels.

  • http://www.sweetney.com sweetney

    HERE! When does teh dramaz begin?

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Watching last week’s Ep to warm up. PW: “Danny can speak without words.”

    ::pours one out for the (quite possibly un-laid by PW) Richie Shankbora::

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    “Sweathog reject”. Ha! Caroline is the sanest of the bunch, yet still a self-righteous shrew.

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Ha! The BravoAndy toss. Which should be an Olympic event.

  • http://www.sweetney.com sweetney

    YES, MAKE KIM G MAGICALLY APPEAR. PLEASE.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    In honor of the tackiest of the RH franchises, I just poured myself a giant glass of cheap red. No soda in it, though.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    At my house:

    My husband: “These people are the worst.”
    Me: “Yeah, they’re the worst of all the Real Housewives.”
    My husband; “No, I meant of all the people in the world.”

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    So… is PW alleging that she spanked Richie Shankbora afterwards for his behavior? Is that on tape?

  • http://www.sweetney.com sweetney

    TwoBusy, I love that she’s now simply “PW”. SNORT.

    • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

      Too lazy to deal with PROSTITUTIONWHORE! — too many characters.

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    OK, I’m here! Let’s G-O!

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    UNCHAINED?!?!?!?!

    (Teresa’s half-a-forehead wrinkles in confusion)

  • Charlie

    PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!! Got-damn. I love these people.

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    This would be a good time for the footage where she drove-by Caroline’s party, yes?

    • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

      Yes! Yesyesyes! EXCELLENT point.

  • MPC

    KBO – my man just took his computer and went into the bedroom – we live in a one bedroom!

    • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

      Hey, I offered to get him headphones, and he refused. I think he secretly likes it. Or the boobs.

  • http://www.sweetney.com sweetney

    Oh god, the shrieking. UGH.

    Hey Erin!!

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Did RuPaul do the makeup for this thing? And what’s up with PW’s wifebeater/discoball outfit.

  • Charlie

    I also love, love, love the split-screen thing-y that they have going on.

    Aaaaaaaaaand…..there goes Danielle.

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    PW: “I definitely don’t sleep with men.”

    almost choked on my diet pepsi there.

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    OK, is that confirmation that she IS a lesbian? I’m confused.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      I think that’s “lesbian.” As in “really just batshit crazy.”

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    I love it when PuffyChucky looks confused. And I love that it happens so frequently.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Ewwwwwww. Jacqueline just channeled her nasty daughter. “Vegas whore” BWAHHHHHHHH.

  • http://silverthinks.blogspot.com Silver

    This is all happening so fast and my page isn’t refreshing fast enough! PW is confirming the lesbian thing then? And what about that “HA!” and the all-riled-up hand motion thing?! Where’s your love and light there, lady? yeesh. craziness.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    Hey, y’all! I’m here!

    So far, I’m BLOWN AWAY. This is everything I imagined!

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    WTF?? “we’re moving right now, we’re moving now.” is this some kind of covert fucking operation or what??

  • Charlie

    I am also staying on my couch.

    • MPC

      Hysterical. I am too.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Poor Andy. Poor poor Andy.

  • MPC

    I love how PW keeps getting up and leaving. Hysterical…just GO! Nice $1.99 tank top…what is that all about?

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      PW is wifebeatertastic!

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    BravoAndy is finally starting to lose his patience – his “everybody stay on their couches” thing makes that pretty clear. NOBODY PUTS BRAVOANDY IN A CORNER.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    I don’t think Bravo realized what they got with PW. They want characters just THIS.SIDE of crazy, but she jumped over the line. Even they can’t control her now and she’s not even a good bad guy.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    PW’s sporting headlights. Intentionally, I’m sure.

    Does Richie Shankbora ever not wear jeans? I mean, you couldn’t put on a pair of dockers. Cargo pants? Gah!

    • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

      I would imagine he spent all that time in prison dreaming of the day he could wear Dockers.

  • Charlie

    I miss Dina. She was so fuckin Zen. And crazy-eyed.

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    Yawn. “Enlightened.” “Zen.” *headdesk*

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      LOVE AND LIGHT!!!

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    Did anyone see how PW stopped talking to Danny over the f****t comment? But still “taped” with him for the duration of the season? SO FRICKIN’ WEIRD.

    • MPC

      I hear he was suing her for one reason or another…

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Hypothetical:

    Who wins a RH Thunderdome between PW, Puffy Chucky, Kelly Bensimon, Tann Coulter, and Sharee?

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    HND Ashley. The only person who could possibly make me think “y’know, ye old PROSTITUTIONWHORE! isn’t the worst person on this show.”

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    Oh yay! Crazy daughter montage!

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    I’d forgotten that HND Ashley’s FB post to PW included a “Love and Light” dig.

    Fine. That’s one point for HND Ashley. ONE.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    Ashley makes my husband THANK GOD that we only have boys.

  • Charlie

    Ashley will cut. a. bitch. GANGSTA. And by “gangsta” I mean “spoiled, rich, entitled, selfish, whiny, stupid kid.”

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    Hahahahahaha! “Bye is not a death threat” good point Bravo Andy.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Some of the things Danielle says just literally leave me speechless. Saying “goodbye” can be a death threat? The fuck?

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    I want to see all of the online drama. Twitter, FB, all of it. I want PROOF, DAMNIT.

    • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

      WORD. EVIDENCE! EXHIBIT A!!

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    PASS THE IPHONE!

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Just focused on PW’s shoes. Wow.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Y’all, I love Twitter, a lot. But these ladies sound full-on foolish screeching about tweets and blocking and twitter and retweeting.

    PW just backtracks and backtracks. Let’s talk about Teresa’s finances!

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Unrelated to the present shrieking, what the hell does Danielle have on her feet? Gene Simmons, ahoy!

    • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

      ::shoe-noticing synchronicity::

    • MPC

      DSW Clearance Section

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