Real Housewives of New Jersey Live Thread: Reunion Part 2!

Civilizations fall for all kinds of reasons. Tonight, ours will collapse once and for all – forever – as a result of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 Reunion: Part 2. Join us at 9pm ET (8pm CT) for the live thread and share the magic… the wonder… the bling, the boobs, and the bizarre behavior that will bring this horrifying chapter of our nation’s history to a close — and bring the long nightmare of your intrepid MamaPop recappers to an end. See you then!

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  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    OH SHIT, Y’ALL, THE WEAVE IS COMING OUT!

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    Oh please Dear God, tell me she brought her weave.

  • Charlie

    I wonder if PW *knows* she’s crazy. Do crazy people know they’re crazy? Like, “bat-shit crazy” doesn’t even cover this particular brand of crazy.

    • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

      I’m pretty sure PW’s is a pathological narcissist, so no, I don’t think she realizes she’s crazy. None of them do. They’re validated with fame, so they have no reason to question their mental status.

      Unlike us crazies, which know that with diagnosis comes pharmaceuticals!

  • http://silverthinks.blogspot.com Silver

    Oooo! What’s in the bag! I guess shiv. shank?

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      THE WEAVE. Because, you know, we all need to see that again.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    I hate David Spade.

  • Charlie

    I want Kim G. up in this bitch. I need another dimension of crazy.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    *clapping hands* KIM G! KIM G!!!!

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    Okay, can we all agree that Teresa was looking for a fight here?

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Is PW wearing the same 15″ stiletto pumps she was wearing the night of the fashion show/weave pull? Or does she just have a reallllly extensive collection of the same?

  • Charlie

    Theresa. Man, I really think Theresa could kick my ass.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    I kinda want to go to Jersey just to eat at a diner. That food looks FUCKING AMAZING.

  • MPC

    I love the “I can’t walk” – PW – so terrible. Such a faker. So much drama. “That’s e f**king nuff.” I want to trademark that.

  • Charlie

    “Is bitch better?”
    That’s what started the fight. The awesome, awesome, awesome fight. Thank you, Theresa.

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    IT’S THE WEAVE!!!!

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    THE SMOKING WIG.

  • MPC

    **DYING*** with the weave. Caroline’s face is priceless.

  • http://silverthinks.blogspot.com Silver

    Oh. My. God.
    It’s a head

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    PW SCIENCE TIMEZ NAO!

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    I’d be like Caroline. As in, DYING FROM LAUGHTER.

    We brought in the beauty school “head” for show & tell.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    This is disgusting. I would totally lose it, too, if someone busted out this little science experiment. I’m rollin’. Not on E or anything. WITH COMEDIES.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    I’m sorry. We’re done here. YOU BROUGHT A FREAKIN’ STUNT WEAVE.

  • Charlie

    Four and a half hours in court for hair pulling?! Damn. Shit has changed.

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    I love the jangle of PuffyChucky’s massive, grotesque chunky bracelets as she slams one fist into the palm of her other hand, mimicking PW’s boxing class.

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    Kim G! YAY!

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    YEAH! KIM G! Oh this is gonna get SWEET. And horribly, horribly uncomfortable! Woot!

  • Charlie

    Motherfuckin Kim G. in the HOUSE!!!! Kim G’s ’bout to set this bitch off!

    • Vanessa

      That could have been better. Kim G does look 10 years younger … in other words, more like 50 than 60. She must have had a face lift.

  • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

    100th!

  • http://www.thepalinode.com Palinode

    Damn.

  • http://silverthinks.blogspot.com Silver

    And this is Kim G.’s first recap rodeo. Do we feel bad for her? I kinda don’t.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      KIM G is *HARD*. She does not need our pity, man. :)

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    That Svedka commercial – in conjunction with the first 200pgs of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo – has me wanting to bomb Sweden right now. A lot.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Oh, damn! Atlanta is back! Kim and her PW-like les-faux relationship! NeNe giving it to Greg AND fighting with Dwight! It’s a whole different region of crazy!

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Kim G on the pole.

    WANT. TO. DIE.

  • Charlie

    KIM G MONTAGE!!!!!!!!
    I can die now.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    100?

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Kim G is a famewhore of the first order. Her face is tragical, and her shiny, age-inappropriate dress is trife.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    This montage is WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

    Bring on the SQUARE TITS clip!

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Please, Kim G, stay off the pole. Help me help you.

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    Busted-up Sex and the City. YEAH! Best line of the season. Damn you, Mom, for making me give you props.

    SQUARE TITS!

    • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

      I loved Teresa’s “I always respect the elderly” line, too.

  • Charlie

    Thank you Bravo Andy. Thank you.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    LOL “Your fake and square tits?” ORLY?

  • http://southcityconfidential.com KBO

    GASP! She’s here! Yeah, no one knew she was there. I totally believe that.

  • MPC

    It looks like Danielle just threw up a little bit when she heard Kim G was coming on the show.

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    BravoAndy immediately calls out Kim G on “fake and square tits.”

    Love The BravoAndy.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    I adore Caroline more than ham. THAT’S saying something.

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Ashley and cocaine? Huh? Wha?

  • MPC

    Caroline sounds like she is administering a lie detector test with Kim G.

  • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

    Ah! Bravo Andy, with the LOGIC!

  • Vanessa

    Kim G has a new face. Looks like she didn’t go to the whatever doc gave Danielle her square tits.

  • http://mamasaidno.blogspot.com Erin

    Oh poor little Kim G, wants to have lunch with Caroline SO BAD

    • http://www.theanviltree.com Sarah Lena

      I know! So SAD!

  • Charlie

    Anybody else thinking UFC cage match? Just me? Fuck.