Baby Got Back: Best Celebrity Butts in Hollywood

10/14/2010 11:00 am by Anastacia

I should begin by stating that this post may be NSFW, depending on your company’s ass policy. And, unlike any other of my posts, I’m merely presenting the images here. It’s not like any of you reading this will read the words, anyway (just like you don’t read Playboy’s articles, even if you proclaim it so). Jebuddha help me if my Google history is ever viewed. I saw more things searching for butts than I ever wanted to.

Things that committed terrorist attacks on my eyes.

Things I’ll never forget.

So, onward, hoes! A collection of celebrity arses, in no particular order. Also, it should be noted, not every celebrity owns a bandage dress. I can now say I’ve learned something new today. Some butts were easier to grab than others. PUN!

Aishwarya Rai

Alessandra Ambrosio

Anna Kournikova

Beyonce (one of the best butts in the biz!)

Brooklyn Decker

Cameron Diaz

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About Anastacia

Anastacia believes in equal rights for all people, but wouldn’t hesitate to support less rights for assholes. She is presently dating Robert Downey, Jr., Jon Stewart, Johnny Depp and her supplier of methamphetamines. She is tormented by PTSD from that one time she was chased through her nightmares by that shark sitting on that bear’s shoulders.

http://www.mommaruthsays.com mommaruthsays
That’s a whole lotta ass.
I feel so much worse about my own butt now.
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  GIRL. Me too.
http://the-holmes.blogspot.com Holmes
I fully support this effort.
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  I’m glad you’ve got my back. HEY-O!!
Beckie
I gotta throw Ciara, Lucy Lawless and Christina Milan into the mix. Personally though, I don’t think Beyonces’ is anything worth noting (just my opinion).
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  It’s not in my opinion, either, but her ass is all over the place and therefore super easy to throw her in the mix. I’ll add yours and update the post! Thanks, B!
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  Got ‘em up!
  - Beckie
    You da best!
mommabean
JRS says thank you, thank you, thank you. And that he misses you. Wait, the last was me. But anyway, it was a great early birthday gift to him (10/15).
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  Tell JRS he’s welcome and my birthday is June 22. I thought of him when I added Kate Beckinsale. ;) I miss you, too!!
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http://studioeightonesix.wordpress.com TJ Johnson
I agree with The Holmes. This is the best article I’ve seen in a while. Just show me the ass and I am a happy man. Sir Mix A Lot would be proud.
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  Sigh. My best article, yet it has no words. ;)
fridita (just a grrl)
Is it weird to have ass-envy? Because I’m pretty sure I do…
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  Yeah, me too. Gonna get to the gym today for sure.
http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy
I have absolutely no idea who about 2/3 of these people are. Remarkably, that didn’t stop me from enjoying this thoroughly.
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  Well, thank you. I hope you print and save so you can enjoy it throughly whenever you need some… enjoyment.
http://bitchinwivesclub.com Bitchin’ Amy
That was serious booty. I must have something for Latinas because I think Salma and Eva Mendez win. The photo of Shakira kind of scared me, though, in a circus freak kind of way.
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  Me too. I’m a straight chick, but Paulina Rubio’s ass is incredible.
http://bitchinwivesclub.com Bitchin’ Amy
And, I hate to say it, but it is criminal that you do not have Kate Hudson’s derriere on the list. I’ll forgive you, but it does need to be seen. ;)
- http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation
  DUNZO!
Lindsey
On an unrelated note: Isn’t Victoria’s Secret sole purpose to sell lingerie? Why are all those women totally naked?
Suzy Q
You know what’s missing? Some older hot ass, such as Marisa Tomei, Mary Louise Parker and Kim Cattrall.
http://thecheekofgod.wordpress.com tysdaddy
Kate Beckinsale. Yum . . .
MIA: Charlize Theron.
http://www.footballago.com/ jake
Thanks.
From a real man’s perspective, J-Lo needs to go right to the top of the list. Some of these others (without being mean and naming names) do not belong here. Seriously!
Anyway if you want more details or want my expert opinion on anything else like this, just let me know… ;)
Emma
I want to know more about those Jessica Biel…rumors?
http://monstergirlee.blogspot.com monstergirlee
So happy to see Gaby Reese in there – I love her! (and her Bod)
Eva Medes and Salma Hayek too. Yum.
I will echo a previous comment – don’t know who half these women are but enjoyed looking.
Between this post and the Reebok toning shoes commercials I am loving all those cute butts out there.
http://www.agirlandaboy.com simon
A moderately-safe-for-work picture on a not-so-terribly-safe-for-work website. But it’s gotta be said: “These photos prove definitively that Sasha Grey’s backside is in the upper echelon of lady-butts.”
http://www.kindgirls.com/photo2/twistys/sasha_grey_56396/sasha-grey/18/8/1/sasha
http://www.kindgirls.com/photo2/twistys/sasha_grey_56396/sasha-grey/18/2/1/sasha
http://www.heresyourgravy.com Maxine Dangerous
I am one happy lesbian. :D
ell.uu
minka kelly, specifically the picture in esquire recently
http://baltimoregal.blogspot.com/ baltimoregal
Thank you for having some rounder butts!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WONVMESWEFHTUZYWD4XADOSWDY Allaiyah Weyn
They’re all too small.