Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your Food

cooking mosh potatoes1 300x300 Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your FoodHave you pre-ordered your copy of Steve Seabury’s cookbook Mosh Potatoes yet? Me either, but only because I just this minute heard about it.

According to the product description, there are recipes from (among others): Ron Thal of Guns N’ Roses, Joey Belladonna of Anthrax, Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society, Lemmy of Motörhead andDave Ellefson of Megadeth. Ellefson’s recipe is for Star Cookies, which are probably really cute.

cooking ninja star Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your Food

It’s sure to be almost exactly like this cookbook, with recipes from Luciano Pavarotti, Marilyn Horne, and Maria Callas:

cooking met cookbook Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your Food

I’m getting a copy of Mosh Potatoes and adding it to my other celebrity cookbooks, like The Pooh Cook Book:

cooking poohcookbook Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your Food

My copy’s in better shape, but I’m too lazy to photograph it.  Favorite recipes include Poohanpiglet Pancakes and Fairy Toast. Unfavorite recipes include Radish Sandwiches.

Seriously. That’s barftastic.

I know almost every word of Amy Sedaris’ cookbook by heart.

cooking amy sedaris Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your Food

Stop right now and make her cupcakes. They will blow your mind. And take most of her advice while you’re at it.

Most. I said most.

I do not have RHONJ’s Teresa Giudice’s Skinny Italian:

cooking Teresa Giudice Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your Food

and I think I’m going to keep it that way.

Other celebrities who have written cookbooks include Dolly Parton, Ted Nugent and Miss Piggy.

I bet none of them have Star Cookies.

Oh wait! The best part of Mosh Potatoes (besides the title) is that artist proceeds go to Meals on Wheels

cooking not meals on wheels Mosh Potatoes: Recipes to Put Some Metal in Your Food

which is orders of magnitude more awesome than radish sandwiches.


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  • http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    That is so fucking metal.

    • http://www.trouttowers.blogspot.com Trout Towers

      You know what else is so fucking metal? Winnie the Pooh.