Cheryl Tiegs Really Needs to Buy a Black Bra

BEWARE OF THE FLASH CHERYL!

Cheryl Tiegs looks amazing for 63. I will give her that much.

However, a former model should know better than this.

Cheryl Tiegs fashion blunder Cheryl Tiegs Really Needs to Buy a Black Bra

Black shirt, black bra CHERYL!

Everybody knows that.

Now, normally I would say that she was probably traveling and just forgot to pack a black bra but 1) she lives in Montecito and these photos were taken at Decades Denim launch party in Beverly Hills, and 2) she doesn’t really have the best history with undergarments.

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[photo: Walter Iooss, Sports Illustrated]

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  • http://baltimoregal.blogspot.com/ baltimoregal

    I’m sure that bathing suit was sexy for the time but now to me it just looks like she’s wearing a huge sanitary napkin. Gross, but true.

  • http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/ Sarah Goon Squad Sarah

    Totally gross and I totally agree

  • http://butterbeanandcobra.blogspot.com/ beta dad

    I was obsessed with CT when I was in the 7th grade. I actually cut out every picture I could find of her and…this is weird and embarrassing…made a collage of them and taped it to my suitcase. My family traveled a lot, so I was able to broadcast my pre-pubescent fantasy life to fellow travelers all over Europe. I guess it was like putting those stripper silhouette mudflaps on your truck.

    So let me vouch for the former sexiness of the mesh swimsuit. That picture was the greatest thing that ever happened to me at the time. But yeah, now it looks like menstrual wear.

    And the white bra is not so great either.

  • DianaCLT

    Also? Lay off the plastic surgery, CT! (She has admitted she uses it…I’d go a step further and say OVERuses it.)

  • Sekhmetnakt

    Looks almost like you can see Cheryl’s tiegs!