Is it okay to wear over-the-knee boots if you’re not a hooker? I bought a pair and then wondered if it’s like impersonating an officer which I promised never to do again.
(And that picture? It’s totally what I look like, by the way.)
I asked around and one person said “hooking is a frame of mind that colors the clothing. Anything can be hooker clothing.” His name is Paulette and I think he is hip to these things.
I think in order for hooking to be a frame of mind, you have to have some serious mind-over-matter shit going on to color some of the clothing in my closet. I’m willing to try though. It seems like a good cause.
Let’s start with a few of my favorites.
I shop for clothes the way other people shop for Beaujolais Nouveau. “The new JC Penney catalog is here! The new JC Penney catalog is here!” I get on the phone and order whatever is on the cover because everyone knows that’s where they put the good stuff.
Admit it, it’s hot.
And I just got these out so they can air. Those mothballs sure are strong!
I love this picture of us. We ate the goat for Christmas dinner.
When I was taking my Appropriateness Survey someone advised me the correct term is Hooker Hoops and Comefuckmeboots. I need some hoops, then.
I think these are perfect:
Except look! The rabbit is smoking! I think that sends the wrong message to children. Hookers should be careful about things like that.
After all, it’s a state of mind.
