The Celebrities Who Should Be Couples But Aren’t

11/05/2010 by

Have you ever thought that you could pick a partner for some celebrities better than they do? As an outsider, it’s much easier to see the perfect combination sometimes. After much contemplation, here are some celebrities that I think would make excellent couples.

1. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan – These two make the perfect pair. They have a lot in common. They both have a love of the drugs. They both know their lawyers very well. They have both been to rehab several times. When they get out of rehab, they both go back to doing the same things that put them into jail and rehab. Why not just join forces?

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2. Madonna and Tiger Woods – There are a lot of cheaters in the celebrity world, a lot. But somehow, I feel as if Madonna, who supposedly cheated on Guy Ritchie with A-Rod, might be able to tame this Tiger a little.

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3. Erykah Badu and Lenny Kravitz - These two would make an ideal couple for a lot of reasons. They are beautiful. They are musical legends. They have dreadlocks. They are fashion icons. Who wouldn’t want to see these two hook up? I know I do.

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4. Kim Basinger and Matthew McConaughey – These two seem an unlikely pair. However, they both have irrational fears. This gives them something in common. Kim has a fear of open spaces. Matthew has a fear of tunnels and revolving doors. This commonality, I believe would make a great first date conversation and thus, the beginnings of a wonderful relationship.

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5. Demetria Lovato and Lance Armstrong – I know. Right now, you’re thinking, “Why are you putting these two together?” They are two of the most followed and searched for celebrities on Twitter. This would be a great couple because they would be able to tweet their love to each other. (Don’t worry, she’s 18 and he did date an Olson twin.)

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6. Taylor Swift and um… nobody – She keeps writing songs about her breakups. And she said on her next album that she’s naming names. Seriously. Stop her. She’s too young to be so bitter. It doesn’t look good on her.

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What celebrities would you put together?

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Filed Under: Celebrities, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Rehab, Charlie Sheen, Eye Candy, Fashion, Irresponsible Rumormongering, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Things That Suck Tagged With: A-Rod, Celebrities, Celebrity Rehab, Charlie Sheen, Demetria Lovato, Erykah Badu, Guy Ritchie, kim basinger, Lance Armstrong, Lenny Kravitz, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Matthew McConaughey, tiger woods
  • RC

    That picture of Charlie Sheen with that douchey hat and douchey smirk makes me want to punch him right in his balls.

    And I agree about Taylor Swift. Girlfriend needs to take it down a notch. Or 5.

    • http://www.meangirlgarage.com jules

      Let’s take turns punching him in the balls. It could be a drinking game.

  • AmandaJo

    I like Lance Armstrong’s cross-eyed kinda drunk face in that picture. Like, “Who, me? So popular? NAH.”

    And Charlie Sheen could slingshot our country out of debt if he’d set up a dunking booth of sorts. Except instead of tossing a ball at a target, you’d pay a dollar to kick the target on his balls.

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  • JellyBean

    Charlie Sheen & Danielle Staub. He loves stippers and she was a former stripper. She’s taken self-defense class, so no problem there. Charlie would be the new Danny – same bad haircut.

    • http://www.meangirlgarage.com jules

      Ooooh, THAT would have been a better option for Charlie! Good thinking!

  • http://the-holmes.blogspot.com The Holmes

    You completely forgot about Michael Cera and Jessica Rabbit.

  • http://baltimoregal.blogspot.com/ baltimoregal

    That’s the wost picture of Madonna I’ve ever seen. Kudos.

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