As you can see from the countdown that has been appearing over there on the right, Oprah Winfrey’s new channel, the mysteriously named Oprah Winfrey Network, will debut in four days. From what I’ve gathered, OWN will mostly be a long Oprah show, with advice from Drs. Phil and Oz and Suze Orman, a reality show to find a host for a show on OWN, a series about the making of The Oprah Winfrey show (which will be worth watching just to see the evolution of Oprah’s hairdos), interviews with notable folks like Diane Sawyer on Oprah Presents Master Class (which sounds like her spin on James Lipton’s In the Actor’s Studio) and various other 30-to-60-minute bursts of information on how to live a better life.
I don’t feel particularly strongly about Ms. Winfrey one way or the other so the announcement of OWN’s existence didn’t ruffle me…until I found out that it’s replacing the Discovery Health Channel.
I recently got new and downgraded cable service and with that change out went the Discovery Health Channel plus a few others like History International and the DIY Network. I was pretty bummed to no longer have Discovery Health because that’s long been a favorite of mine. So now to find out that it’s never coming back is a little upsetting.
Back before odd characters like A&E started delving into the worlds of hoarding and interventions (seriously, how is that arts or entertainment?), Discovery Health was the hub for all weird medical programming. They might have had basic stuff like how to eat right and exercise, but the more sensational shows were really the crowning jewels of the basic cable crown and became the home of Rescue 911 after the networks had had enough of it. Once the network had found its footing, it beefed up its repertoire in the areas of birthin’ babies with reality shows like Birth Day and Maternity Ward. Conveniently, these programs came around right around the time that I became pregnant, so I got to spend nine months vicariously freaking out over every possible complication. I was almost shocked when my pregnancy was totally normal, since I spent so much time bracing myself for, like, my placenta to start growing out of my nose or something. However, when I had to get rushed back for an emergency C-section, my mom, who was also addicted to those shows, and I both confessed to thinking, “OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE MATERNITY WARD!”
Here’s a glimpse of what we’ll be missing (CAUTION: lots of birthing and screaming and bleeding here):
So long, Discovery Health Channel. You shall be missed.
