Who says that you need to go out to have a good time for New Year’s? You don’t.
Here are 10 things you can do from the comfort of your home that are way better than being in a crowd of strangers on this New Year’s:
10. Try to figure out why Natalie Portman and Reese Witherspoon didn’t pick you when they finally decided to get engaged. I mean, what’s wrong with you? You’re handsome. You’re kind. What do Benjamin Millepied and Jim Toth have that are so great anyway? Whatev. You could have been engaged to either of them. Stew on that this weekend.
9. Figure out a way to help Teen Mom Amber Portwood with her anger issues. Lordy, this teen needs some serious help. Perhaps you are the person to do it! Send her some self help books or something. I’ll leave the details up to you.
At least teach her to cover her belly?
8. Shop at MamaPop’s Sister Site, WeCovet. Chances are you didn’t get everything you really wanted for the holidays. Did you get this? What about this? I still want this. There are so many things on this site. This alone could take you all weekend.
7. Check out all of the MamaPop 2010 Best of Lists. This could take awhile. But it is totally worth it. Believe me!
6. Take a look back at the pregnant celebrities of this year. Why do they always look so good? I swear. The women I work with don’t always look so hot when they are pregnant. Sure, a couple of them do. But every celebrity looks good pregnant. How can that be? It clearly doesn’t make sense.
5. Write letters to CBS about Charlie Sheen and the atrocities he’s committed over and over again.
4. Relive the moment you found out that there will be a royal wedding. Savor that for just a little bit. A. Royal. Wedding.
3. Build your own meat dress while listening to the top selling album of 2010. That’s what Lady Gaga would do, isn’t it?
Everyone should have a pair of meat boots.
2. Have your mom cut you a Justin Bieber haircut while you write your memoirs, Bieber-style. If he can do it, you can too. You’ve been around longer than him so you probably have just as much to say. Or at least the same amount. Give it a go.
That’s just a bowl cut, right?
1. Write thank you cards to all of your favorite celebrities for giving us great entertainment throughout the year! Without them, we’d have nothing to watch, write about, or make fun of! Thank you, celebrities!!
Which celebrities will you be reading about this New Year’s?
