Here are the weekend’s top breakups and hookups. Unbelievably, Taylor Swift isn’t on the list this week.
First the break-ups. Dianna Agron allegedly kicked I Am Number 4 co-star Alex Pettyfer to the curb because of some racy pictures he took before they even worked together, and certainly before Pettyfer reportedly went to Jared (or Cartier or whatever).
Yowza.
Excuse my rolling eyes, but it’s pretty obvious the entire relationship was part of the publicity package put together to get I Am Number 4 to the #2 spot at the box office this weekend. A breakup could push them to #1 unless Jennifer Aniston releases another shitty romantic comedy this weekend because America will not stop watching that shit. Seriously, please stop. Wait, where was I?
In hookup news, another Glee star appeared to fare better in the love department this weekend.
Here is Matthew Morrison snogging at a hockey game with Olivia Munn, whom you may remember from The Daily Show and being way prettier than you.
That bitch.
Enjoy those delicious abs, Olivia.
And Twilight “actress” Ashley Greene hooked up this weekend at her 24th birthday party with apparent “boyfriend” Joe Jonas. Here she is drunk-facing and putting her arm around Joe Jonas. Here’s Joe Jonas looking totally into her, right? Yeah.
Joe Jonas is about as straight as the rest of Taylor Swift’s exes.
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