Don’t call it a comeback—I’ve had these Doc Martens for years.
About a month ago, I saw a mannequin in the window at Macy’s wearing a flannel babydoll dress with thermal underwear and could barely contain my joy. Is our long national nightmare of reliving the 80s over? I wondered. We can has 90s retro?
You just say the word, fashion industry, and I’ll be there with my ratty boots on.
The 90s will forever be the defining decade of my fashion aesthetic. It’s only out of fear of being like my elementary school music teacher—who never stopped wearing turtleneck dickies and women’s leisure suits after the 70s—that I do not continue to dress like Rayanne Graff from My So-Called Life.
Here are some of my most beloved grunge trends:
Layers, Layers, Layers
The perfect grunge look has at least three layers from the waist up and two from the waist down. For example, you might wear long johns under your ratty concert t-shirts with a flannel shirt left unbuttoned or maybe a beat-up denim or canvas jacket. Wait, or? No, AND! LAYERS, bitches.
Why I miss it: I live in Seattle, grunge’s birthplace, and let me tell you, layers are a big part of the grunge look for a very utilitarian reason—it’s cold and wet here. If I want to wear a t-shirt most of the year, I’m gonna want some long johns under that shit.
Jeans/Pants/Stockings with Holes in Them
Mind you, we’re not talking about “pre-distressed” jeans or those stockings that look like your cat went nuts on them before you even take them out of the packaging. Back in our day, we distressed our own legwear. Our holey jeans got that way from falling on your skateboard, excessive kneeling on asphalt, and wearing the same goddamn pair day in and day out for years. The biggest fashion disaster of the 90s was owning a pair of jeans that looked new.
Oh, and if you’re cold from all those rips, please see above, in re: layers. If you were at a club and could see a dude’s thermal underwear under his jeans, you just knew that kid was going to get crazy laid.
Why I miss it: If I just think about putting my foot into a pair of tights, they will start to run. If grunge comes back, I don’t have to throw them away! I just have to get MORE RUNS in them. And, as a four-star klutz who still skins her knees from time to time at 30 years old, naturally-holey jeans would be no problem for me.
Converse and Dr Marten’s
The footwear of choice for grunge is not delicate. Chunky boots or Chuck Taylors are the go-to choices but, again, new is an embarrassment. I remember the first time I put on my purple Chucks, I wanted to find a mud puddle to stomp around in and tried to wear a hold in the canvas upper. My mom was so pleased. My Chucks, on the other hand, got thrashed the normal way—by getting trampled in a mosh pit.
Why I miss it: Dude, that shit is comfortable.
Do you miss the 90s as much as I do?
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