Last week we were STILL in India and no one was happy about it, especially Ron and Christina, who were eliminated. Tonight we’re going to Austria, and there hopefully people will be less cranky.
Okay, everyone is SUPER ready to leave. The Trotters leave first to Vienna Austria, There’s some car product placement and it looks like everyone is getting in around 5:35 except the cowboys, who get in around half an hour later. The goths explain that they date, but they bicker more than they race. Everyone bolts for the cars which have fancy rear-windows and if they’re first to get in this leg, they get the car.
Commercials! The iPad 2 is pretty darn keen, Apple would like for us to know. Duly noted.
Everyone eventually gets maps, and Zev tells us he doesn’t like the cold. Well last week you didn’t like the heat, so something’s got to give. They’re now going to a castle, with the Goths in first and the cowboys are last. Detour! Lug a couch a mile away, or eat a meal in one 12 minute rotation of a ferris wheel. It’s a LOT of food, and Jen/Kisha and the Cowboys, Zev/Justin and the Cowboys realize it’s WAY too hard and now, with bellies full of food, are off to the couch Urp.. Gar and Mal are determined to eat it all and not retch, but they’re totally getting sick.
Commercials! Dunkin Donuts coffee. Mmm, delicious coffee.
The couches look hard as hell to do, but at least there will be no barfing.The Trotters take the lead, as very gothy bickering continues, but they’re in second place. Everyone finishes up and they’re off to Salzberg. Well, everyone but the goths, who are still bickering. Shocker.
Commercials! Buy your kid some shit for Easter, and make that shit from Toys R Us.
Chimney sweeping! It’s the next task. The Trotters are way in front. The real Von Trapp (Sound of Music) house is the next pit stop.
But they take the wrong turn though, and Zev/Justin get fancy cars at the pit stop! Trotters are two, goths are three and FINALLY stop bickering. Is Kisha/Jen and the Cowboys. But Gar/Mal don’t get eliminated, however will have another task to do in the next leg.
Next week! Will the Cowboys make up the time they lost? Join us and we’ll find out!

















