It is something of an upgrade. From “Hey, Green Mile Guard!” to “Aren’t you Ethan’s dad from Lost?” all the way to, “I heard you married a teenager!” Congratulations, Doug Hutchinson. You’ve come a long way [to marry a] baby.
E! News has confirmed that Doug Hutchinson, of The Green Mile, Lost, and X Files fame, said “I do” to a teen bride on Monday in Las Vegas. Okay, okay…judge not lest someone throw rocks at you (er, something). And parents of gonna-be country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden, 16, signed off on the marriage, in accordance with Nevada law. So, really, it’s none of my business. Just be forewarned, Doug, your wife was 4-years-old when The Green Mile came out so she probably thinks John Coffey is the new of the new size at Starbucks.