Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller To Share Joint Custody

06/03/2011 11:30 am by Molly Martin

Torpedo of Truth (and careers) Charlie Sheen and estranged wife Brooke Mueller will share joint custody.

No word on who gets the booze.

If this picture was taken 2 years ago, he’s thinking, “God, I love her.” If this was taken 2 months ago, he’s thinking, “I’m going to eat her.”

The dueling duo filed papers in Los Angeles yesterday (June 2) outlining their plan to share custody of the couple’s 2-year-old twin sons, TMZ reports. Unsurprisingly, considering Dad’s epic public meltdown, Bob and Max will likely spend more time with Mom Brooke than Charlie. But it’s not just for their safety. Charlie’s pretty tied up these days. Those dragons aren’t going to phlebotomize themselves, y’know.

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Molly lives and works in Indianapolis, primarily because of her rabid devotion to "One Day at a Time." Continues to lobby city leaders to change city slogan to "Dammit, Julie!"