Seriously: Octomon Nadya Suleman is on a new dating show and she claims this is her first dating experience EVER. The woman has given birth to 14 children and was formerly married yet she claims she has never been on a date. Huh. That’s actually kind of sad.
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Anyway. The new reality dating show featuring Nadya is called Celebridate and as the title implies, people are fixed up with ‘celebrities‘. I had to use quotes because I do believe the definition of the word ‘celebrity‘ in this case would fall under the term ‘loose‘. Personally I would refer to Suleman as ‘desperate for fame‘ or ‘propagator‘ or maybe even to a lesser degree ‘infamous‘ as opposed to a ‘celebrity‘ but maybe that’s just me.
Oh and hey, look who’s hosting the show:
That’s right, it’s Roger Lodge! Damn I miss Blind Date. Okay not really but it sure did entertain my drunk single self when it ran on the late, late night rotation back before I had a family and responsibilities. And speaking of not having time to watch brainless television (nice seque motherbumper), Nadya claims she hasn’t watched TV in over a decade but she is quoted saying she ‘might just tune in to watch this one!‘ Way to promote the show Nadya. Though I do believe her when she said she hasn’t watched the tube in over 10 years because I wouldn’t even have time to go to the loo if I had 14 kids to look after.
So, who’s going to tune into watch which one of the 3 ‘lucky‘ men Nadya will pick to take her on her first date EVER? Yes, again with the quotes around ‘lucky‘ but I’m curious to which guys will volunteer for this daunting task. I guess we will all need to wait because the show won’t air until the Fall but I think I’ll pencil this one in under ‘possible trainwrecks’.
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