I said ALMOST. Because, I mean, SRSLY.
One thing I’ll say: at a few months shy of 40 years old, she’s got a better body than most 20 year olds. And she’s not even photoshopped all to hell or anything. ADVANTAGE: PALTROW.
Paltrow got all semi-nekkid to appear as as Miss August in a special Vanity Fair Jewellery calendar supplement in this month’s issue (out and on a newstand near you today! Quick, to the Youmobile!).
This body is, apparently, what you get for following an arduous regimen of eating a lot of ridiculously unappetizing food and working out like a mutha:
After a 7am cup of green tea, breakfast is either a “Think Thin” protein bar or a “Clean Shake” comprising almond milk, powder supplements and “a handful of blueberries (optional)”.
Then it is a 90-minute workout followed by a glass of kale juice – “a sort-of grassy lemonade” – and on to a lunch of “super low carb, low calorie tortilla wraps”
An afternoon snack of almonds or organic fermented tea is followed by Anderson’s “super-low calorie” turkey kale soup for dinner.
So, umm, yeah. Guess who won’t be doing THAT diet plan anytime soon? THIS GUY.
What do you think of the photo though? HOT OR NOT (as they say)?