[Volume 2] A Non-Exhaustive But Pretty Comprehensive Collection of Images from the Tubes that will Make You Cry-Laugh

07/08/2011 by

This edition is brought to you by my my moods this week:

Monday I was all: “YAAAY!  Day off work! An extra day in the pool!  Everything is ponies and puppies and muffins!  ANCHORMAN CHEER!”

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ANCHORMAN CHEER!

Tuesday I was all:  “…the FUCK?”:

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Bitch was *acquitted?!*

And Wednesday through my eternal damnation very soon, I’m all, ”You know what, bitches?  Fuck yo couch AND die in a tire fire.”

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I hate everyone and my boots are telling you and your couch how much I hate you.

Kind of dicey, folks, kind of dicey.

*Ahem*

Y’all asked (yaay!), so here we go with Volume 2 of my favorite found images from Our Lady of the Intertubes.  Enjoy, but seriously.  Fuck yo couch.

READY, SET, HAMMERZEIT!

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You don't even want to see how they play kickball.

Ahhh, nostalgia.  Schoolyard games were fun, educational.  Today’s precious little snowflakes can’t take a punch like we could.

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OHAI:

It’s cats with invisible superpowers!

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Cats. Is there anything they can't do, invisibly?

No.  No there is not.

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And he's was not at all happy when he discovered it was at the MTV awards without the rest of him.

Judging by the looks of her knuckles, she had to engage in some violent fisting of that poor bear to remove its asshole.  Daaaaang.  Polar bears AND their assholes are facing extinction!!  PETA’s gonna choke a bitch.

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BECAUSE, Grandma! They're sharing! Just like you and Jesus taught us to do.

Grandma watches Two Girls, One Cup for the first time.  Notice she’s leaning in?  Grandma’s got a freaky side, awwww yeaaaaah.

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O RLY? Tell that to Candy Finnegan, BEE!
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The following is this week’s, “If you don’t like this one, we can’t be friends” image.  I’m very selective.  This is probably why I have no friends, but that’s another story.
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Kids, do NOT fuck with your father, FOR HE IS OMNISCIENT.

Upon arresting the elusive BTK serial killer, they found his family photo album.  YOU…NEXT.

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Hide yo kids, hide yo self. Menacing horse is watching you.

CHILLING.

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Oh God! I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER!!

If you stare at that little boy long enough, your eyes will turn into badminton cups.

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I don't even want to know what he does with that clarinet at band camp.

Another menacing message.  This is what happens when you pick on band boys whose moms have to buy their pants in the “Husky” section.

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Okay, just a few more.

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That is the face of a full bladder.

I hope you hate everything, because you have angered him and the thick mane of hair under his collar.  This guy looks like he could really break a terlet just urinating into it.

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When DJ Skribble signed up for that ancestry site, he had no idea of his curmudgeonly grandfather's past.

It really should be “DJ Old Skool,” but proper spelling and grammar trumped slang back in the day.  RESPEK.  He’s keepin’ it real, yo.

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Remember last week’s “You Will Never Party This Hard“?  Well, lookee heah.

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There are an alarming number of days I wish I were this guy.

Both his smirk and that his pants are barely covering his stuffing suggests he urinated on the car after lighting it on fire.  Or was it before?  Is the presence of meth in urine considered a fire accelerant?  My brain and complete lack of research say “yes.”

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Hope these brightened (or fouled – different strokes for different stroke victims, I guess) your day.  Tune in next week for Volume 3, and remember, you can submit your own favorites for consideration.  Tweet or email me and we’ll seal the deal.

Tell me which is your fave up there!

HAMMERZEIT!

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About Anastacia

Anastacia believes in equal rights for all people, but wouldn’t hesitate to support less rights for assholes. She is presently dating Robert Downey, Jr., Jon Stewart, Johnny Depp and her supplier of methamphetamines. She is tormented by PTSD from that one time she was chased through her nightmares by that shark sitting on that bear’s shoulders.


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  • Dawn K.

    Yahoo!! You’ve filled up my happy tank to head into the weekend. :)

  • http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation

    ANCHORMAN CHEER!!!! :)

  • mommabean

    I already want Volume 3!

    • http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation

      I am already collecting images. :) Which was your fave?

  • mommabean

    The horse gave me the heebie jeebies! But fire challenge was perfect.

  • http://urlybits.com/author/mark Mark

    Great. Yet another reason to wash my mind out with soap. ;-)

    • http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation

      No, these are awesome! Pure!

      • http://urlybits.com/author/mark Mark

        Oh, it had nothing to do with these. LOL

  • Erin

    Even if I just got reported to work web security by trying to share this, it was TOTALLY worth it!

    Happy Friday.

    • http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation

      Seriously??? Noooooo! I don’t want you in trouble!! (But thank you!)

  • http://bitchinwivesclub.blogspot.com Bitchin’ Amy

    Omg… the “I showed them Hell.” one totally got me…. the tears were rolling. People are so effing weird!!

    • http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation

      I LOVE the ‘I SHOWED THEM HELL’ image. OMG. I was rolling laughing at that when I found it. It’s so…sinister. Would you ever put that on your wall??

  • http://twobusy.typepad.com TwoBusy

    Polar. Bear. Fisting.

    ::falls over; dies::

    • http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation

      Supposedly they quite like it, but it’s clear Gaga doesn’t use Avon Skin So Soft. Her raggedy ass hands probably jacked him up real good. For shame.

  • http://txtingmrdarcy.wordpress.com Txtingmrdarcy

    YES!!! Fuck you, shark. You’re drunk.

    These need to continue to make Friday afternoon bear*-able.

    *oh shit! Gaga… fisting… wash my EYES.*

    • http://www.jurgennation.com Jurgen Nation

      AAAH! Drunk shark is one of my favorites. And I use the line IRL.
      “I’m calling about your car payment.”
      “Fuck you, Shark. You are drunk.”
      “…”

      Thank you! I’m glad you like. I have a lot of fun doing these.

  • http://www.studiojenn.blogspot.com JennL

    Cannot stop picturing I SHOWED THEM HELL…all the while laughing hysterically. Both my son & my husband have left their respective caves to see what the fuss is about.

    Perfect!

  • NinaN

    Thank you. I needed that before supervising the easy-bake off. This feature may just get me through the summer.

  • Liana

    My favorite is “Challenge Accepted”…for one thing, “accepted” is spelled wrong and I sincerely hope it was on purpose! Also, I love that the guy is carrying a shiny trumpet. I think that really takes that picture up to 11.

  • http://www.missmooseart.com Lis

    Potential serial killer photoz= the best.

    Love this! I hope it becomes a regular gig!

  • Darlene

    I’m late to this party because of the WORK, but MOAR!!!!!! PLEASE MOAR! This? Was awesome!!

  • PinkieBling

    I’m so glad you did a follow-up! Ice Cube & “I showed them hell” are my favorite. Dy. Ing!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509164626 Jenny Carrier

    The “Challenge Accepted” dude was from the G20 riots in Toronto last year. That was minutes before that guy got the poop beat out of him by the riot police. He actually ended up completely naked before they subdued him. Yep.