Anthony Bourdain done brought it, y’all.
I know you’re terribly surprised.
Your favorite no-holds-barred chef had a few choice things to say about Food Network’s buttery maven Paula Deen recently, and it wasn’t pretty. He called Paula “the worst, most dangerous person to America,” adding that she “revels in unholy connections with evil corporations, and she’s proud of the fact that her food is fucking bad for you. I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it is OK to eat food that is killing us. Plus, her food sucks.”
GURL. NO YOU DIN’T.
First of all, Paula Deen is first on my list of Celebrities I’d Like To Get Drunk With. Second, does anyone really believe for a minute that her food is healthy? (Don’t answer that.) It’s not like the woman is being chosen to sponsor school lunches, and if she was, I think that might be my impetus to home school. But not before I let my daughter sneak some of her mac & cheese home in her backpack for me. WHAT?
So back it on up, Anthony. LEAVE PAULA ALONE!
“I ain’t even mad.”


