Natalie Portman Photographed Post-Baby in Adult Romper

Paparazzi captured some of the first photographs of actress Natalie Portman since the birth of her son Alef in June .  Natalie is looking lean and svelte and not the least bit post-partum, as we’ve come to expect from Hollywood moms, but what in the world is she wearing? 

natalie portman in romper thumb Natalie Portman Photographed Post Baby in Adult Romper

Natalie, look.  We know you have a newborn at home.  You’re tired and frazzled and wondering just happened to your life. WE GET IT.  But onesies are for the baby. When your outfit requires that you remove the entire thing to go to the bathroom, it’s time to rethink your choice.  Unless this get-up has snaps at the bottom?  *shudder*  Rule of thumb: rompers should not be worn in sizes beyond 2T. 

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Kristen is the mom of four kids in four years through birth and adoption, and started blogging at Rage Against the Minivan as a coping skill in 2006. She is also the managing editor at ShePosts. Kristen lost her long battle against the minivan last year . . . it now sits in her driveway covered in crushed cheerios and remnants of her self-esteem. 


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  • Anonymous

    I have a friend who wears rompers.  And yeah.  I cringe a lot.

  • http://twitter.com/Smhallett Stefanie Hallett

    I don’t know, I think she needs some credit for not being in pajamas, which is what I was existing in at this stage post-partum.  And I bet those buttons make for some easy nursing!

  • http://www.jurgennation.com/ Anastacia Campbell

    Oh, Natty Port.  *shaking head sadly*

    • http://twitter.com/txtingmrdarcy Brooke Shelby

      Seriously. Pajama jeans I would forgive. A romper? Hell to the no.

  • Anonymous

    It’s not her fault. I’ve seen so many adult onesies on tv lately, it’s only a matter of time before they start looking like a sensible outfit.

  • Megan Anderson

    But let’s all admit: she still looks hot. She can pretty much rock anything.

  • http://twitter.com/hippobrigade beckey brumfield

     Simmer down. Rompers are cute. I have three. Yes THREE. And they snap at the crotch too. Just kidding…it’s velcro.

    So in conclusion rompers are adorable, this one, however is not, and I was joking, velcro should never be that close to your pubic hairs.