‘Glee’ Creator Ryan Murphy Wants Movie Musical With Gwyneth Paltrow

09/22/2011 10:30 am by

I’m pretty sure I have thought to myself at least once a week since I first saw Gwyneth Paltrow on Glee, “You know what would really suck? If Gwyneth was given another vehicle to showcase her mediocre singing voice and awkward dancing.” Well, goddammit if Ryan Murphy isn’t determined to make my life miserable in every possible medium—first television and music and now movies. I suppose I should just prepare myself for a bestselling book that starts out promising and original but then, somewhere around chapter two, Lea Michele pops out invites you in syrupy tones to come see the world in a Chevrolet, and then she grates your face off with a lemon zester.

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I just want to poke her eyes out with my umbrella-ella-ella, ay, ay.

That said, thankfully we have a while to gird our ears and eyes for such a train wreck. It’s just some shit Ryan Murphy apparently said at the Emmys:

“We want to do a musical together. An original—I want to write an original movie for Gwyneth and Maya Rudolph, both of whom I’m great friends with.”

Ryan Murphy, haven’t you hurt us enough already?

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Snarky Amber pursued a degree in interdisciplinary studies in order to obtain a well-rounded perspective, which she now uses to make fun of people who make more money in a week than she stands to make in a lifetime.

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  • Heather Sisk

    No, no, no, NO! Why are people encouraging her? I cannot figure out her appeal.

  • http://www.philosyphia.com NathanPralle

    I think Gwenyth is hotter than sliced and fried sin.    But singing and dancing?  Not her forte.   Not bad, but not musical-worthy.

  • Anonymous

    My soul died a tiny bit just from reading the title of this post. This is SUCH a bad idea.

  • Anonymous

    The part that makes me saddest is that the awesome Maya Rudolph could end up being part of this debacle. Even if it’s not real, I’d be pissed at being mentioned in the same sentence If I were her.